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i pretend i don't care, but deep down i really still don't care

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Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.

145

I hate that today every movie has to be a trilogy.

I miss the time when a single movie was awesome and that was it.

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You know you're doing something right when you go from 'Trending Writers' to 'Suggested Writers'

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Fuck mornings, fuck early work hours, fuck alarm clocks...

Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex, or bacon.

1

Think higher, feel deeper.

• Elie Wiesel

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Alcohol kills brain cells, but not the ones that make me drink.

1

You may not be Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you until he shows up.

1

Drunk people run stop signs.

High people wait for them to turn green.

1

I don't abuse alcohol,
I hold it, gently.

13

I'm 200% sure that if I was rich, I'd* be the happiest person on this planet!

6

you can delete your post, but you can't delete the screenshot I sent my best friend.

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Whoever created the five day work week was probably friends with the asshole that invented pants.

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THIS IS AMAZING!

Repost this bold in 3 minutes and NOTHING will happen!

I tried it twice and it worked both times ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED!

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How to lose weight?

Turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever you're offered food.

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"The world is not a wish granting factory."

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"One day you'll get sick of saying that everything's alright."

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I honestly respect all faiths, but I cannot stand when people are only religious when it's convenient for them.

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Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

1

I'm a woman. I don't know what I want, but I get mad if I don't get it.

2

Bolding:
verb

Expressing your thoughts

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She laughs and laughs at the same jokes that weren't funny before you had your dick in her mouf*...

11

She's smart. She's a smartass.
She's funny.
She's kind.
She's respectful.
She's talented.
She's my star.
She's sixteen!

23

Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

222

I'm a woman. I don't know what I want, but I get mad if I don't get it.

73

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?

39

That large-caliber bullet to the head's looking good, right now...

9

I prefer starting the kinds of fires that bring people closer together

15

"Who the fuck stole my...
nevermind found it."

3

getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there

3

My face may look all fucked up, but, I'm proud, it's the only one I have. And, for the most part, it attracts the best kind of people, too.

2

One thing that is never going to change is the past.

Being ok with that makes all
the difference.

1

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years? no one can be sure

2

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

1

If Eskimos sit on the ice too long, do they get "Polaroids"?

1

I need a hug.

Or six shots of vodka.

You know what, screw the hug...

1

You post all of your drama on Facebook

then get upset when people judge you?

You really must be a special kind of stupid.

2

soon as you realize love is in the air, somebody farts.

203

My favorite part of the World Cup is shots of crying people.

132

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

222

Fireflies, tiny fairies, solstitial bandits, steal pieces of the sun to paint the night for romantic interludes

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soon as you realize love is in the air, somebody farts.

1

No one ever gets tired of loving.

But people may get tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry and hurting.

2

I don't like to think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

2

Time really flies when you take two naps a day •

2

Roses are red, my screen is blue.

And I'm sitting here thinking WTF did I do

1

I just don't know
what to say

I think of you every
night and day

I wish you were here

I wish I was there

I'd love to be with
you anywhere

2

I just love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their faces because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You never know.

3

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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The moment when you're so angry and want someone you love to talk to you like they should be, but if not, you feel like you don't have that person by your side at all anymore..

1

Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

234

Don't give a fuck, it's too dangerous

1

i cant tast my lips can you for me chad

1

I wish cake went straight to my boobs.

215

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

458

I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday.

233

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

427

Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

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