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I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

86

if i had 1$ for everytime i got called beautiful i'd have 1$

thanks mom

117

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

82

Work until your idols become your rivals.

95

does running away from my problems count as jogging?

100

don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

155

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

269

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

202

die with memories,
not dreams.

159

I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

146

People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can't even finish the joke because they're laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people...

30

I love your outfit...

Did it come with a pole?

40

whoever invited the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

53

cold as summer, dark as day.

123

I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.

34

Was sagt ein grosser Stift zum kleinen Stift?

- Wachsmalstift.

39

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

125

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

355

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

172

It's not a walk of shame if you leave with a moonwalk.

191

namaste,
bitches

200

I want to hold treasurous things. I want to always have a surprise inside of me. I always want to have someone who loves me. I want to be a fridge.

189

C'EST
LA
FUCKING
VIE

231

Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

333

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