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Love ain't* an albatross.
You can't worry about that, now.

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Hier eine vollständige Auflistung der Gründe, sich auf den Montag zu freuen:

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whoever came up with this early bird concept doesn't fully appreciate the joys of sleeping •••

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an extra chin keeps you company when you're alone

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

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I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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there's nothing in the dark that isn't there in the light.

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there's nothing in the dark that isn't there in the light.

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My favorite mythical creature is the happy woman in tampon commercials.

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NO MATTER HOW KIND YOU ARE, GERMAN CHILDREN ARE
KINDER.

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I HEARD OF HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF...
BUT THIS MONDAY THING HAS GOT TO STOP..

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LIFE IS ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE..

THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC WAS A MIRACLE TO THE LOBSTERS IN THE SHIP'S KITCHEN !

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A good way to end an intervention is to introduce your boobs.

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“Aaaaaaaaaah!
Die Fruchtblase ist geplatzt!“

“Kannst du dein Nimm2 nicht einfach so essen wie jede andere auch?!“

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when life depresses me,
I look down and think...
at least I have great boobs!

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War ja klar, dass der zusätzliche Tag dieses Jahres ein Montag ist.

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I can't be the only one who's ever wanted to jump in a taxi and shout:

"Follow that car!"

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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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if you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. that way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

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The risk I took was calculated..

But man,

I'm bad at math..

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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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