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Posts Liked by katecoomans

There are times I regret every fart I ever held in for you.

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Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

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Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

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One of the most cruel acts that a human can do to another human, is to cause a person to lose hope.

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I just don't have the energy to shit butterflies and piss rainbows today.

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If you walk like a duck and you talk like a duck you're drunk. Ducks don't talk.

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Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are in love and having babies and the other half are too drunk to even find their phones.

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