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Posts Liked by juko80

I just don't have the energy to shit butterflies and piss rainbows today.

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You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

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Um diesem Arbeitstag etwas mehr Ausdruck zu verleihen, rühre ich jetzt meinen Kaffee mit dem Mittelfinger um.

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Ich gebe dem Tag die Schuld.

Schliesslich hat der angefangen.

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If a girl says "ok have fun." Do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission.

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Person: you're blocking the view.

Me: I am the view.

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One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.

Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

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No I can't go to the gym, I'm in the fitness protection program.

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