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Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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FUCK YOU, and the horse you rode in on...

no wait, not the horse, the horse is cool.

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i'm sweating like a pregnant nun in confession •

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People say it's lonely at the top

It's lonely at the bottom, too

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My worst fear is laughing at a joke I don't understand and having someone ask me to explain it.

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Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a gap of information.

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"Beauty sleep" is such bullshit. I sleep like 12 hours a day and still look like a trashcan.

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I wake up with a good attitude every day.

Then idiots happen.

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