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,,If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second,,

~Johnny Depp

164

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

181

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

396

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

come to
the dark
side,

we offer
free wifi.*

66

DO NOT BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS YOU TELL YOURSELF
LATE AT NIGHT.

90

Its too hot

*opens window*

in comes: 20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths,
3 dragons
and 12 Jehovahs witnesses.

30

beer makes you see double and feel single

30

Sometimes in life you don't choose the path you walk,
but you can choose how you walk it •

25

69% of people find something dirty in everything they read.

28

Never
blame any
day in your life..
good days give
you happiness,
bad days give
you experience,
worst days give
you a lesson •

23

You never realize what you have until it's gone.
For example, Toilet Paper.

44

It's sad
that people
care more about
finding someone
to sleep with,
than finding
someone worth
waking up next to •

40

Good friends are like underpants, they cover your ass when you need them to.

36

When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

85

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

35

Sometimes when I look at you, I just can't help but fantasize about kicking you in the face •

32

I wake
up with a good attitude everyday..
then idiots happen •

56

I'm gonna ignore you so hard you'll start to doubt your own existance.

148

Sometimes when I look at you, I just can't help but fantasize about kicking you in the face •

9

They say you are what you eat.

Somehow I can't remember eating a fucking legend.

23

The art of being happy is to be satisfied with what you have •

28

relationship starts with ...
"can we talk?"

and ends with ...
"we need to talk."

141

I didn't
do it..
I'm laughing because whoever did
it is a freaking genius •

26

I used to think drinking was bad for me...

...so I gave up thinking

15

THE WEEKEND DOESN'T LAST FOREVER. LIVE IT UP. DRINK IT DOWN. LAUGH IT OFF. HAVE NO REGRETS.

43

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?

.. It sounds like bullshit •

14

i want to make this world good, not better, good.

12

Life
is so
much
funnier
if you have
a dirty mind •

32

I just realized I have a passion for not cooking.

22

My iPhone has the BOLDest and coolest case ever!

11

if she had 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing?
her clothes.

122

we were born to be real, not to be perfect

30

The silent treatment •

20

Nostalgia is denial.
Denial of the painful present •

11

I hate the fact that I like you •

22

In life
we should
take every opportunity to laugh, because there is always something around the corner to make us cry •

25

Better late than really late •

23

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5

when you die and people ask why you died, I'll say it was your stupidity

11

Keep the faith. The most amazing things in life tend to happen right at the moment you're about to give up hope •

43

just wanted to throw this out there because I have my SAT next weekend: studying is hard, but failing is worse

9

If you
were an
island..
could I
explore
you?

18

I forgive and forget,

because I have a good heart and a terrible memory.

70

The best memories come from the craziest ideas.

50

I wish I had more middle fingers to give out.

52

It doesn't matter where..
it's always a good time •

17

I miss my Snickers •

21

i don't argue with idiots like you - you will just lower me to your level and beat me with experience

24

There's
at least one person who can always make you feel better,
no matter what •

24

Keep Calm
and
eat a
Snickers •

16

Those conversations where you laugh more than you
talk •

21

SAME SHIT,
DIFFERENT DAY.

14

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SPIDER | AN
|
W

17

I wish more things could be blamed on autocorrect.

64

where is your off-switch?

19

"I'm not mad. Why would I be mad?"

- girls who are mad

32

Don't
cry because
it's over..
laugh because
his new girlfriend
looks like a troll •

35

a smile is the best makeup any girl can wear

53

GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT NEVER GET CAUGHT

162

The moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one.

21

I've often said the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
~ Woody Allen

2

If you are not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

- Woody Allen

5

isn't it funny how day by day nothings changes but when you look back, everything is different

- c.s. levis

11

I'm not actually funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.

36

"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?"

Well, OBVIOUSLY, i was sending it for a reason.

15

don't be afraid to fail.
be afraid not to try.

18

When all else fails, smile. It confuses people. :D

22

YOUR FACE,

I love that shit.

44

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

111

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

227

don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

496

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

309

Listening to someone's heartbeat.

200

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