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Posts Liked by janmishka

never make eyecontact while eating a banana.

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Sex is like High School... You miss one period and you're in trouble.

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H.O.E.S =
Happily Offering Everybody
Sex.

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If I died and went to hell it would probably take me a while to realize that I'm not at work anymore.

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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons...

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itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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I saw something
that reminded me of you today,
but don't worry I flushed it •

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I'm pretty sure this whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy to check out ass.

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