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Too many 90s heroes

15

Be a little bit kinder,

to yourself.

34

Tja.

7

ich habe heute nichts vor und liege ganz gut in der zeit.

15

you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.

131

I'm going to stand outside.
So if anyone asks,
I am outstanding.

43

It may come as a surprise but it's possible to read something you don't agree with on the internet and simply move on with your life.

55

The milk has a Feb. 14th expiration date, and that's the only thing in my house with a valentines date.

99

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murdereres, if you do find one, what's your plan?

123

getting really sick of responsibility and underwear

71

Ja, ich gebe zu ich führe Selbstgespräche.

Hin und wieder brauche ich mal einen Expertenrat

27

Donald Trump is reportedly 2.1% more human than an actual G.I. Joe doll.

10

Battery: 7%

Me: Same

16

I'm not necessarily saying I want to be rich but it would be nice to not have to check my bank account before purchasing Ramen noodles

106

I don't abuse alcohol.
I seduce and romance it.

21

If you can't say
anything nice, at least
say something funny.

42

Say anything you
like about me, darling.
As long as it isn't boring.

- Tallulah Bankhead

27

listen carefully to what people don't say

162

Kann mal bitte jemand kurz die zeit anhalten? bin hier noch nicht fertig.

8

I've finally accepted the fact that my behavior will never catch up with my age.

130

Beim klassischen Konzert aufstehen, tröten und lauthals brüllen:

"IHR MÜSST MEHR ÜBER DIE FLÜGEL SPIELEN!"

10

Der Chef sagt, ich solle mehr Entscheidungen treffen.
Wir haben jetzt eine Hüpfburg im Sitzungszimmer.

27

Never trust someone who tells you to trust them. Seriously. Trust me.

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