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When I would hear someone sneeze, I used to say God Bless You.
...Nowadays, I just say God Bless Me, and then quickly run away! ;)

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This criminal & traitor, and everyone in the WH should be removed immediately. Hillary Clinton won the election with 3 million plus more votes with no criminal help. Stop the bullshit now. Move him out & prosecute when independent committee finishes investigation. Period.

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Jaws-the movie. Our first 'date'...1975. Of course I was just a baby!

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Boy, were we scared shitless...we live on the island where the movie took place. No swimming at the beach that summer.

Jaws...Amity, Long Island

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humour is the shortest distance between two people

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

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The creative adult is the child who survived.

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The sexual position formally known as 69 is now called 96.
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

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you can call me anything you want...just don't call me early in the morning

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"WHERE THERE IS LOVE THERE IS LIFE"

@Gandhi

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1996: Stop playing pokemon and go outside.

2016:Stop playing pokemon and come inside.

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i love you and i will carry you...

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i want to share my coffee
with you...

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this world is our play ground...

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let us travel and let us dance - two great amusements that we need
so much...

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The truth hurts only once

A lie hurts everytime you remember it.

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"Be who you are, and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind!"

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Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same

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stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. looks like i'm in store for a wild December !

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There are two kinds of people in life: Those who walk into a room and say "Well here I am" and those who walk into a room and say "Ahh there you are"

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Don't judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones.
Those fuckers are up to something.

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9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
9x-7i > 9x -21u
-7i < -21u
i <3u

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Picking up dog poo...that's loyalty.

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I'm not crazy, my reality is just diffrent from yours

120

I'm not necessarily saying I want to be rich but it would be nice to not have to check my bank account before purchasing Ramen noodles

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I've finally accepted the fact that my behavior will never catch up with my age.

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IT'S GOING TO BE ONE
OF THOSE DAYS.

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE FIGHTING.
MY IMAGINARY
FRIEND IS RUNNING WITH SCISSORS.
AND ONE OF MY
PERSONALITIES WANDERED OFF.

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Souls recognise each other by vibes not appearances....

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My favorite kind of coffee is the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

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