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Dear feelings,

I will not ignore you because without you I'd feel dead.

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I am the sinner
I am the saint
I am the butcher
I am restraint
I am the tyrant
I am enslaven
I am the migrant
I am the haven

74

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

110

Love is saying
"I know you're a fucking psycho manic but I'm willing to work
with that."

143

Most people have X's

I have a bunch of Y's & WTF's

93

well fuck, there went my new year's resolution!

60

be the kind of gentleman that holds the door
open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.

2

OH GOD...PLEASE CURE MY HANGOVER AND I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN. AND FORGIVE ME FOR LYING IN ADVANCE FOR NOT DRINKING AGAIN.

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I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

188

I fail in love too easily

127

you decide whether you're alone or by yourself.

it's just two different places in your head for the same thing.

101

Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident. They got their finger caught in a wedding ring.

114

It takes just a little bit of you to make a lot of me

91

Es gibt Tage, da wirst du mit dem Kopfschütteln einfach nicht fertig!

42

First dates are full of promise...

Like how he'll promise anything to get you into bed.

80

Did you know, that 3-4 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.

4

Wer seinen eigenen Weg geht, kann nicht überholt werden.

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Meine Lehrer haben keine Ahnung, die fragen mich andauernd.

24

be the kind of gentleman that holds the door
open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.

127

you remind me of a software update, whenever i see you i think
"not now!"

140

The internet is both my best friend and my worst enemy.

82

Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

107

Eins muss ich ja meiner Müdigkeit lassen:
Kondition hat sie.

38

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

151

We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

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We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

92

I think, Winter is over now.

14

we also say "fuck"
in German

23

cheese mission completed

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