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Einkaufswagen in einen anderen geschoben.

Erotischer wird`s heute auch nicht mehr.

22

May the team with the best looking men win.

34

Close your eyes and you'll see it.

73

Eau
de
Fuck

69

if you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. that way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

116

The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

261

Everything in theory also works in practice.

In theory.

62

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

133

The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

147

Selfie is the proof that smartphone and internet have made people so alone that they don't find a friend who can take a pic.

66

The moment you rewatch childhood movies and actually understand what's going on now.

42

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

286

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

617

whenever someone says to me "oh, you looks so familiar, where do i know you from?" i like to respond with "do you watch porn?"

8

Glücklich ist nicht, wer anderen so vorkommt, sondern wer sich selbst dafür hält.

5

Manchmal
wenn mir langweilig ist...

...stelle ich mich am Flughafen in den Ankunftsbereich mit einem Schild
"E. SNOWDEN"...

19

$??? \_/? ??????$

46

Everyone was thinking it.
I just said it.

31

STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS!

90

The synonym for reality is offline.

226

YOUNG, WILD AND RETARDED.

262

Es gibt zwei Wörter, die dir im Leben viele Türen öffnen werden:

Ziehen und Drücken.

30

What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel we see is just us being pushed out of another vagina?

163

The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

166

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

90

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

121

find a job
you love
and you never work
a day in
your life

90

I'm okay with my crazy.

85

before you SPEAK, LISTEN. before you ACT, THINK. before you QUIT, TRY. before you SHIT, look for PAPER.

122

lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

125

Its too hot

*opens window*

in comes: 20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths,
3 dragons
and 12 Jehovahs witnesses.

86

DO NOT BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS YOU TELL YOURSELF
LATE AT NIGHT.

102

the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.

-Charles Bukowski

177

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

129

When everybody quitely agrees with me, I sometimes get the feeling that I'm wrong.

22

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger

1

The synonym for reality is offline.

102

neuer sommertrend:
regenjacke.

1

took a nude photo of myself. with the lights off.

you're welcome.

131

I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

4

YOLO

you only live online

131

Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

196

I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

95

it's always words that undress you.

266

We draw lines to stand behind them.

That's why flags are ugly things.

196

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

532

Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It

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