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curling irons have a label that says "for external use only" which one of you sick people made that possible.

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you're not just my Friend you're my love. you're not just my Love you're my Heart. you're not just my Heart you're my Life.

17

you people that can have one glass of wine...

what's that like?

16

Lifes is not a fairytale.

If you loose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

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when i asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

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when you're with your love, forever does'nt seem long enough.

17

can i borrow a kiss, i'll give it right back.

19

i get my cereal from a tiger. insurance from a gecko. toilet paper from a bear. financial advice from a gorrilla. it's people i don't trust.

17

i wish friends we're like money so that you can hold them up to the light to see if they're real or fake.

13

the problem with morons is there's no hunting season to keep them from over populating.

14

ugh, vending machines are so homophobic...

i'm sorry that my dollar bill was'nt straight enough for you.

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every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.

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if i'm a sarcastic asshole it either means "i love you and feel comfortable teasing you" or it means "i hate you, and don't care that you know it". good luck figuring it out.

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i would like to apologize to anyone i have not offended yet. please be patient. i'll get to you shortly.

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i dare someone to kidnap me. as soon as my meds wear off. they'll pay me to leave!

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if we we're all born with warning labels, what would yours say.

26

sometimes i wish i was an octopus, so that way i can slap several people at once.

42

the only valentine's day cards i want is...

VISA,
MASTERCARD,
OR DISCOVER

33

fly me to the moon
* * * * * * * *
* * * * * * *
and let me
play among
the stars

26

welcome to our society, you will be judged by what you wear, how you act, and what you look like. enjoy your stay.

75

Every time you find some humour in a difficult situation, you win.

37

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.

5

Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations!

10

You can't force people to stay in your life. Staying is a choice, so be thankful for people who choose you.

10

consequence is the glue keeping my belligerence away from you

12

WHEN THERE IS A SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD, JUST POST IT...AND ITS GONE. GONE TO BOLD LAND TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER HEAD TO INSERT ITSELF IN...

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Mom would definitely want to post at least the refrain of the last song we sang. I loved that woman!

Only crazy people, fall in love with me. They come from all over to be with me. Bank robbers and killers, drunks and drug dealers. Only crazy people fall in love with me.

86 years old and sang with me the day before she died. Wicked sense of humor my friends.

12

I am doing better, thanks to my Bold Friends. So here is another of Mom's sayings.

Don't you look cute, with that dimple on your snoot. In a 5 cent collar and a 10 cent suit.

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I'm sorry you're broken, but I didn't break you. Only you can fix yourself. When you've done that, then feel free to look me up, until then piss off. You're not the only one with problems!

13

I HAVE MY OPINIONS, YOU HAVE YOURS.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE INDIVDUALS.
RESPECT MINE, I'LL RESPECT YOURS.

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some of the most poisonous people come disguised as family

6

If i cut you off,
chances are you handed me the scissors.

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Some people have got mutant powers, they can drain your life force with just a single word.

7

Reality slaps wishes in the face.

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I just realized that it's after midnight.
It's my birthday, I'm 53 today, but my body begs to differ.
I'm still a juvenile delinquent, I love it, and I wouldn't have it any other way besides, age is just a number!
We only go around once, and I intend to make the best of it! :)

8

Choose me or lose me.

I'm not a backup plan and definitely not a second choice.

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hello? mental hospital, i would like to reserve a family suite.

26

your call is important to us..

please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo while you wait.

14

i don't want much from a guy, just someone who can kill a spider.

19

i think my iphone is broken, i turned on airplane mode...

and it still did'nt fly.

13

i hate it when i pull my blanket up and end up punching myself in the face.

16

SMH

=

Sex Might Help

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I
used
to
talk
to
myself..
But
we
Had
a Fight
So now
We Don't..

21

a financial mess, but at the liquor store they call me "sir"

11

Relation + shit =

oh dear god don't tell me this is part of the tests of life

2

In a complicated relationship between facebook and boldomatic.

Though boldomatic is rightfully winning my heart from facebook :)

5

to be a part of boldomatic is to be a part of one of the best families in the world :)

its a true honour :)

3

I don't want to drown in shit anymore.

And when I say shit, I mean relationshit.

2

Hey everyone, I'd like you to meet @imagonner,
@imagonner, meet everyone!
@imagonner, just joined BOLD, so let's be BOLD ENOUGH to give a BIG BOLD WELCOME! ! :)

3

Teaching newbie, I mean imagonner how to tag. June and jay your it!

6

i've set my "life goals" to stuff i've already done. literally, everyday i'm over achieving...

it's all about perspective.

8

"Breaking NEWS"

Listening To queen Can

Cause AUTISM...

Because OF The High

MECURY CONTENT "

12

whenever someone says to me "you look familar, have we met" i respond with "do you watch porn"?

13

my nephew just came over with his book, "space cat on mushrooms"

i want whatever the author was on when he wrote the book.

11

that's it 3 likes, this shit is brilliant people,
BRILLIANT!

12

I'll carry hope, for you,
when you're too weary, and you will see it again, when you're ready. You would do the same for me. You have.

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Happiness is not something ready made.
It comes from your own actions.

~ Dalai Lama

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Happiness is like a kiss.
You must share it to enjoy it.

~ Bernard Meltzer

2

The first recipe for happiness is: avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.

~Andre Maurois

one of my favorites.

4

Fucked if I do,
fucked if I don't.

May aswell fuck myself.

Less hassle, more fun and lasts longer!

6

FROM CUTE TO CRUDE, LIKE FLICKING A SWITCH.

Oh shit, does this mean that I have a split personality?

Who me, no you, wait, was it me or her. Oh crap, I'm so confused right now.
I'll have to get back to you on that, what? ? ?

I'm sooo screwed right now. Me? Her?
I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!

2

Hey it is time to lift a glass to my mom. As she liked to quote:

May those who love you, love you. Those that don't may God turn their hearts. If he can't turn there hearts, may He turn their ankles. So we know them by their limping.

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@2ndDragoon

A FRIEND IN NEED,
IS A FRIEND INDEED !

:)

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Hey it is time to lift a glass to my mom. As she liked to quote:

May those who love you, love you. Those that don't may God turn their hearts. If he can't turn there hearts, may He turn their ankles. So we know them by their limping.

6

Children are wondrous, mystical,
magical,

and sometimes demonic...(?)

16

i'm changing my iphone password to "what", so when people ask what my password is i can say "what".

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Here's
To
The
Girl's
who grew up playing in the dirt
who ran outside
Barefoot
And wasn't
afraid to Be
one of the Boy's ;-)

21

Hello
IMAGONNER

You will be if you

Tell On US ^_^

8

I'm not Gay,
But I will support
Gay Marriage & Defend Gay rights every chance I can..
WHY?
Because I Believe in HAPPINESS xx

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I love the pin option on boldomatic.

It allows you to take a piece of the post with you and to read it when it is most needed.

Love this feature :D

13

"we're all mad here"
-Cheshire Cat

6

I'm
putting
myself
" in a time out"
until i'm ready to play nice with
others??
This may Take a While ??

11

your shadow is confirmation that light has traveled 93 million miles just to be deprived of reaching it's goal by only a few feet...

thanks to you.

14

sometimes
To
Stay
out
of
Trouble
Is
to
TAKE
A
NAP zzzz

10

You
can't
say
HAPPINESS
without
saying
PENIS ^~^

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they say that i act like i don't give a fuck...

who's acting.

13

WHORE
SLUT
JEZEBEL
HARLOT
CONCUBINE
PROSTITUTE
TART
TRAMP...

YOU GET THE IDEA!

11

Hurt me
and your gonna feel PAIN.
Hurt my Bold Friend's
your gonna need an
AMBULANCE..
Hurt my FAMILY I'm gonna need a SHOVEL..

Right Alice? & SiS xxx

20

Breaking
A Mirror
IS
Seven year's Bad Luck...

Breaking
A
Condom
Is 18 !!

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The three things they can't take away from you

1) the food you eaten in your stomach,

2) the knowledge you learnt in your mind,

3) the dreams you kept in your heart.

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no, i did'nt say you WERE stupid, i said you ARE stupid. there was no past tense about it.

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Depression is invisible. Depression is debilitating. Unless you are afflicted with it, you have no idea how hard it is to do even the simplest things. Please don't judge others for not being able to 'snap out of it'. That is not possible. It comes with guilt for not being able to participate in life:(

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you could have told me that was'nt your name before i got the tatoo...

11

can you call the geek squad if you want to give someone a wedgie?

7

so, if we lie to the government it's a felony...

if the government lies to us, it's politics.

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a flock of white girls is called a migraine.

7

i'd fight a bear for you, not a grizzly, black bear, or a polar bear...

but one of those care bears, i'd fight one of those sons of bitches for you.

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I'd let you Hakuna my tatas...

if you know what i mean.

9

You can look at a
picture for a week and never think of it again.
You can also look at a picture for a second and think of it all your life.

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