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I'M HIGH MOTIVATED.
AAAAND IT'S GONE.

23

I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the lake today.

30

One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say!

17

If youth
only
knew !
If age
only
could !

18

I think
you're suffering from a
lack of vitamin me.

63

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

279

Dear Heart,

Please stop breaking..
you weren't made in
China •

50

Never
let little stupid things break your happiness •

43

I wish
I could put people on mute •

39

To be happy, sometimes you just have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains and look forward for the good that's coming next •

36

The worst
distance between two people is misunderstanding •

47

Chocolate
doesn't ask
silly questions..
chocolate understands •

51

When
I'm flirting
with you,
please cooperate •

101

I hate it when my phone decides to randomly jump out of my hand and attack the floor •

67

Intelligence
is like an underwear..
It is important
that you have it,
but not necessary that you show it off •

65

IDIOTITIS:

A disease which causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands are affected. Might be contagious.

Best defense:
Slap and run!

61

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile..
then walk into a pole •

50

Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing •

67

I wake
up with a good attitude everyday..
then idiots happen •

56

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

111

When butterflies
fall in love,
do they feel humans in their
stomach?

106

Today give a stranger one of your smiles..
it might be the only sunshine he sees all day •

92

All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

120

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

823

My immaturity keeps me young.

470

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

526

Faster than the speed of light is when you can take a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

263

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

395

words are my favourite visuals.

174

Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

1

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

1

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

2

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

1

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

1

I'm in competition
with no one..
have no desire
to play the game of being better than anyone..
just simply trying to be better than the person I was yesterday •

2

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

534

Money is like manure. If we spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if we pile it up, it stinks.

196

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

629

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

Calm down, browser.
I cant make a connection either.

326

life is what happens when you put your phone down.

928

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

1135

lovers

that word really bums me out

..unless its between cheese and pizza

244

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

797

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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