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I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

389

I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

458

Thank you for being the only person I talk to instead of about.

2

Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

379

I'll have a double anything.

4

My ex is so ugly she developed a great personality.

8

It's summer and the memories are just waiting to happen.

5

the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

27

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

395

I wanna seek your treasure cave

4

ADMIT IT : You're not supposed to be here. You are putting something off, or it's late at night or early in the morning and you could be sleeping. You will need that sleep. You're probably staying here anyway. Well, that makes two of us.

3

emptiness fills me

7

COFFEE -

A magical substance that turns, "Leave me alone or die", into "Good Morning, Honey!"

5

Dear Ex..

When you see me, i want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost, and realize what you're never getting back.

Sincerly Me

388

Ikea: Legos for adults.

3

Cuz it always feels nice to be forgotten.

7

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

734

Enemies with benefits.

2

words are my favourite visuals.

174

dresscode:
birthday suit

7

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

• Robert Frost

3

2

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

409

Jeder Mensch erfindet früher oder später eine Geschichte, die er für sein Leben hält.

2

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.

• Joseph Campbell

1

When someone likes an old post and you get to read the comments and laugh all over again.

Good times...Yeah.

4

I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

386

Why is it
you want

so badly
to be

insignificant?

2

Xenophobic !? Fear of strangers !?

You're not afraid, you're just an asshole!

3

I dare you to think more positively of yourself.

5

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

445

staying pussytive is all that cunts

14

Each person takes everyone's
sarcasm to a
different level.

3

Faster than the speed of light is when you can take a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

263

Blood sweat and tears won't retrieve it,
you just have to wait to receive it.

4

the couple in front of me is making out so loudly I can't even hear my own loneliness

39

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

427

Because, you can't learn how to fix things, until you've mastered breaking.

3

You don't have to be a cowboy to ride off into the sunset.

203

it hurts so good

7

I just liked my own post and feel like I jerked off in the virtual world.

4

I am an astronaut

I travel in the space between us

12

The ones who see you when you are invisible are the ones you should hold on to when you become famous

2

Sex on television cant hurt you unless you fall off.

1

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if you've been left, go write

254

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

279

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

The ones who see you when you are invisible are the ones you should hold on to when you become famous

4

Today give a stranger one of your smiles..
it might be the only sunshine he sees all day •

23

Sometimes silence is the loudest scream.

26

"...be strong, but not rude;
be kind, but not weak;
be bold, but not bully;
be thoughtful, but not lazy;
be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant;
have humor, but without folly."

• Jim Rohn

4

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

494

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

6

your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it

- rumi

3

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

534

Those who are heartless, once cared too much.

10

My snake ride runs on food ghosts.

5

she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

332

People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

12

DON'T HATE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

23

Throwing fertilizer at people that need to grow up.

12

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

788

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

say fuck you and smile

1

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

5

The guy who discovered milk...
What was he doing with the cow?

5

Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

10

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, "mum is that you?"

12

Maybe I'm over you.

Maybe I've moved on.

Maybe I let you go.

Or maybe I'm just really good at lying to myself.

12

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

15

we are the kids our parents warned us about

11

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

14

2.800 teenage girls get pregnant every day.

Repost if you like pancakes.

25

Telling someone they can't be sad because others have It worse is like saying someone can't be happy because others have it better

35

90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

27

you are not fat

you have fat

you also have fingernails

you are not fingernail

74

When you can't get a jar open, then someone else comes and opens it for you on the first try.

And you're just like
"I loosened it for you!"

38

I don't trust easily.
So when i tell you i trust you, please don't make me regret it.

43

I fall too fast, crash to hard, forgive too easily and care too much.

63

Fuck it!

I'm a princess

94

if you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

155

Aww, home alone. I can do anything I want.

*Takes a nap*

92

hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

106

*
LIFE HAS NO
REMOTE.
GET UP AND
CHANGE IT
YOURSELF.

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