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Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy

You better hope that Santa doesn't see your browser history

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love....

I Farted
on the Bus today four people turned around !!
It Felt like I was on the VOICE ;-)

$The smallest of house can be the happiest of home... _____________________ / \ / \ | ____ ___ _____ | | | | | | | | | | |___| | . | |____| | |_________|__|_____________| . * . * ) ) . * . . * *. * . * ( ( . *. . * *. * .$

I Am
Extraordinarily
patient,
provided I Get
my own way
In The End..

They
Keep
Saying
My
Prince
Will Come ?
I
Think
Mine
Got Hit By A TRUCK !

Imagine

If
A Teacher
Had To do a Test
Every Year !!!

sometimes the person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger.

When I was a kid, my parents dressed me because I didn't care what I looked like. Looking at photos, they obviously didn't care either.

Man
who
want
pretty
nurse
must
be
Patient 8-(

Hold your head high.

And your middle finger higher.

It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

everyone's a whore

we just sell different parts of ourselves

I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

when i die, i want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. not screaming like all the other passengers in her car. ..

I Don't Hate You, I'm just Disappointed
You Turned into everything
You said You'd
Never
BE.

OH LOOK !

it's A Finished painting

Of People Who Want To

Date You ...

^~*

A DIVORCE
IS
Not
A
FAILED MARRIAGE.,.
GETTING
OUT
BEFORE
YOU
KILL THEM IS A SUCCESS. !

We
All
Have
That
One
SISTER
Who
We Love
TO BIT'S xxxxx

I HATE YOUR DISTANCE

$When MAURY Say's Your NOT THE FATHER ... \0/ || /\$

Dear
Auto Correct,
Stop Changing my
Rude word's
into nice one's !!
you piece of shit ...

Throw
another
Snowball
I
DARE
YOU
SIS 0_0

Fuck the situation!!!
Give me a beer!!!

Never play
With
A Woman's
Heart,
Play
With
Her
BOOB 'S
SHE
HAS TWO *~*

HI SEXY!!
Shut The Door,
Drop Your Pant's, Climb on top of me and satisfy
Your need's..

LOVE ALWAYS
YOUR
TOILET X

Breathe
In
The
OCEAN !!
Last
Time
I CHECKED,
THAT'S CALLED

DROWNING ????

Will
one
of
you
guy's
Grab
my...
Jugs
Of Milk From The FRIDGE ?

you
A
Sweetheart

merhaba lol xx

Gonna
Look
At
Stephen HAWKINS
Film
Now....
txt
LATER
FrIENDS xxx

Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

~Cheer's~
@BOLDOMATIC

on upcoming Valentine's Day
on our favorite site for along time to come...

Das ist kein Wohlfühl -Pilates!

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

Neil Gaiman

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales.

If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

Albert Einstein

There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable.

G.K. Chesterton

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

The middle son gets a magic donkey. When you shout the word: "Bricklebrit!", it spews gold pieces out of.

Yes, folks. Thing I Love, the Bricklebrit Donkey. You shout a word, and gold comes flying out its butt. Fairy tales don't get much better than that.

I'll tell you a secret about storytelling. Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty... were not perfect in the beginning. It's only a happy ending on the last page, right? If the princess had everything from the beginning, there wouldn't be a story.

I believe that in a way, sadness is happiness for there can be no wrong without right, no light without dark, no success without failure, no relief without pain, no love without hatred and no Snow White without the evil queen.

Lifes is not a fairytale.

If you loose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

Boldtown is my personal fairytale!

Mirror mirror on the wall, which selfie is the best of all?

What's the difference between a northern fairytale & a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Home is where the mountains are!

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world -

This makes it hard to plan the day ...

One of worst prisons is to live like others want you to live

Have faith in what will be

Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

FOR
The
Love
of GOD
SIS....
Feed
Those
CAT'S !!!

Maybe i don´t cry, but it hurts!

Maybe i won´t say, but i fell!

Maybe i don´t show, but i care!

I may not be The most
IMPORTANT
Person
In Your Life..
I Just Hope That
When You Hear
My Name...
You SMILE
And Say THAT'S MY FRIEND xx

Sometimes I amaze myself, other times I can't remember what day it is.

I feel it in my bones. We are going to save the world. Let's start right now. Right here. Or maybe over there at the brewery. Yeah, let's go there first...

Turn up your voice volume.

I can't hear you speak over my awesomeness!!!

I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome I am.

Never forget that you breathe:

respect the jungle, it keeps you alive

Never forget that you breathe:

respect the jungle, it keeps you alive

Never forget that you breathe:

respect the jungle, it keeps you alive

Laughter is the tranquilizer with no side effects.

facebook makes you hate people you already know

&boldomatic makes you love people you've never met

THERE'S

A RUMBLE
IN THE JUNGLE oops !!!

or poop's ooooh??

I can't sleep because I miss you.

An unusual amount of common sense is something called
WISDOM.

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. Look a little closer. Stare a little longer. Because there's something inside you that made you keep trying despite everyone who told you to quit.

uncultivated land

2100 A.D

jungle?
whats that?

Damn
Right
I'm
Good
In
Bed
I Could
STAY
There
ALL DAY ^_^

pictures of missing husbands should be put on beer cans.

stay
strong
and
trust
Your
journey.

LET
US
PREY...

Said The Lions !

I Wonder
what
The
person
I'm
going
To
Marry
Is
Doin
Right
Now.....

why doesn't tarzan have a beard!

??¯??¯?

i need google in my head and anti-virus in my heart

I feel sugar crystals on my lips when my phone blinks your name..

They
say
money
Talk's
But
Mine
just
say's
GOODBYE !!

IF JESUS
was not Real..
Why are
VAMPIRE'S
Afraid of
CROSSES ?

CHECKMATE ...

Dear Winter
I'm breaking up with
you,I think i's time I start seeing other season.

Summer is Hotter than YOU

You know it's cold out when you fall down and dent the ground with your nipples.

We have each other and everything else is background noise.