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If your
dream just
happens to be
of me tonight, keep in mind that I like it rough •

12

Replace fear of the unknown with curiosity.

18

Love only hurts the ones that care the most.

3

10,003!
BooYaa
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

BOLDNESSPOINTS
••••

11

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

19

recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

279

Dear sneeze,
if you're gonna happen, then do. But don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it that way.
Sincerely, look like an idiot *hatschi!*

22

I'm on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done today.

17

Relationships these days:

one male and one female
or one male and one male
or one female and one female,
at least one ex trying to mess it up,
some people secretly hoping it ends,
and many people observating it on facebook.

15

"I don't know.
Let's Yahoo it!"

Said by no one ever.

29

Wtf?!
Heisenberg
Barney
and now Saddam?!?

11

"Half the game is 90% mental."

~Yogi Berra

6

"I want to thank you for making this day necessary."

-Yogi Berra

8

There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated:

Breast implants!

13

Life
isn't qualified
by the branded clothes you wear
or fluency of english you speak..
It is measured by the number of faces who smile when they hear your name •

26

Everybody leave me alone, I have had a busy day of being awesome and I have to do it all over again tomorrow.

Yawn•••• ;)

7

Tea n Xanex had Zero effect tonight. Boo! I need sleep!
••••:(((((((Pout)

4

we stop checking for monsters under our bed,
when we realize, they are inside us.

21

Give everyone around you the gift of a deep breath, a sigh of relaxation and comfort. Take some of the pollen off their pedals so they can bloom into eternal beauty.

Be a bee.

6

anti-
disestablishmentbolderisms••

6

anti-
disestablishmentbolderisms••

6

Kk••••

Nite Bold <3

5

Dear Monday,

Please be so kind and ask Tuesday to sms Wednesday to email Thursday and ask Friday to move a bit faster •

44

All
I
Need
is the air i breath & a place to rest my head••••

9

Keep Calm

..it's a lovely
weather •

17

Monday isn't so bad...

...in holidays,
when it's warm and sunny :D

(But otherwise:
f*** Mondays)

22

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include free trips around the sun.

39

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

17

Hey You,

You're pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up.

Seriously••••

10

"You danced like Fred Astaire!"
"You made it look so damn easy!"
Mmmmmm••••

6

Das maximale Volumen subterrarer Agrarprodukte steht in reziproker Relation zur spirituellen Kapazität des Produzenten

= Der dümmste Bauer hat die dicksten Kartoffeln.

10

I hope y’all realize I’m not nearly this positive on other social networks

8

To Boston••••

my <3 aches for all the victims. :(

10

We
LOVE
YOU
Tea.
••••

13

When ever you are down, just listen to classic long haired bad boy ballads from the 80's.

It fucking rocks!

Trust••••

9

Start
each day with new hopes by leaving bad memories behind and having
faith in better tomorrows •

22

I love the touch of morning sun on my skin •

27

You
don't have
to be a size
zero to be pretty..
Beauty
should be
judged by the
size of your heart,
not your jeans •

39

I've learned that sometimes all you have to say is "fuck it"
and just live.

10

That
fake laugh
you have to pull when an old person tells a lame joke •

21

Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom
kinda defeats the purpose of knocking...

30

Home is when I'm alone with you.

13

Let smiles overshadow sadness.
Let faith
make you believe.
Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life •

22

Who
remembers
going on the computer just
to go on paint and space pinball??

25

Please don't see me, please don't see me,
please don't see me.
"Oh, Hi!" Crap.

20

A dirty
mind is
a terrible
thing to
waste •

44

yay for almost pillow time!••••

6

URIN
SAMMEL STELLE

10

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

326

If you're ever wondering 'Should I chicken sandwich or not?' Always chicken sandwich.

15

Save a horse; ride a cowboy.

81

nichts ist umsonst. selbst der tod kostet das leben.

14

Your arms around me felt like home..... Im homesick.

3

having SEX on everyday beginning with "t"

tuesday. thursday.
today. tomorrow.
taturday. tunday.
every tucking day!

19

I would love some car sex...or just sex...or just a car.

9

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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