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I couldn't care less, but I would if I could.

31

Although some might claim the opposite, my writing skills are quite versatile.

My vocabulary
for instance, is
quite versatile.

64

Future plans expire.

21

First
world problems
first.

26

"Today is your
birthday, right?"
- "No, that was
last year."

23

I'm glad someone invented punctuation comma since it makes left parenthesis when used properly right parenthesis reading much comma much easier in general exclamation mark

22

The worst thing about
online dating is seven
year olds pretending
to be an overweight,
fifty-something year
old single from Idaho
who recently got fired
because of some stupid reorganization.

37

Freelance?
Who's Lance?

65

"Dad, what is a miscarriage?"
- "You."

29

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

63

"Daisy who?"
- "Daisy me rollin', they hatin'."

44

Well I'd certainly put my tongue in your cheeck.

35

I've got nothing
to lose because
I don't lose.

30

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

35

The future
is open to
suggestions

66

"I have to go to the loo."
- "Alright, see you later then. Toodeloo!"

45

My parents-in-law don't have children, so I'm still single.

60

You can't
diet on
an empty
stomach.

38

Great minds think.

46

Friends forever.

Dying is not an excuse.

85

The only thing that remains the same is that nothing will.

59

o
MO N

71

Being unique, just like everyone else.

79

Less is

83

You don't
make friends with loneliness.

68

Suicide is away of life

91

I value my future since that's probably where I'll be spending the rest of my life.

36

Think
less
more

70

"Is it dark in there?"
- "Don't know, I can't
see a thing."

54

"Mind your step"
is a comment
that belongs on
a minefield.

77

Numbers are weird.
Odd even.

73

If you need
some space
for yourself
to be alone,
try Google+

86

Add a few dots in
the end to make your sentence appear more meaningful...

72

I've been thinking
and I came to the conclusion that maybe I should do this more often.

61

There is nothing worse than your phone charger getting stuck in
the wheels of your office chair and
that afterwards your parents die
in a forest fire.

74

Wish
thoughtful.

50

"Why do you always
have to procrastinate everything?"
- "Can we talk about
that later?"

70

Iceland / Football team

Finnbogason, Bjarnason, Gunnarsson, Sigurðsson, Sævarsson, Árnason,
Sigþórsson, Halldórsson.

I get it. You're all somebody's son.

56

Here, take
my advice.
I'm not using
it anyway.

88

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