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I wonder if the clothes in China
say, 'made around the corner'.

Swedish cure for Swiss grappa hangover:
Chilled Absolut Vodka!
My life is slowly returning to normal

dear noah,
we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

sincerely,
unicorns

There are only five things we need in life:

- good friends
- good job
- good food
- good sleep
- good _uck *

* whatever you're
thinking, it's right.

If it looks like a duck, stands like a duck and sounds like a duck..
it's probably a unicorn in a duck costume.

Wenn ich nach Hause komme und kurz am Spiegel vorbeigehe, denke ich "Du bist doch nicht ernsthaft den ganzen Tag so rumgelaufen?"

pädäm!

if it is important, you will find a way. if not, you'll find an excuse.

Today I've seen an ass so great I had to take a note. This is my note.

if you love someone, let them sleep.

$Say cheese klick ____ __[ ]__/____\ __n__ |______ . - - . __( )__| | LI / / # \ \ | | \ \ _ _ / / | | ' - - ' | '.________________.'$

auf den scherz mit dem einhorn in der hose fall ich nicht mehr rein.

Bin nicht übermüdet sondern unterschlafen

many little things
to do ...

Déjà Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die...

adults are obsolete children

- dr. seuss

You tweet me crazy

EINS KANN MIR KEINER NEHMEN UND DAS IST DIE PURE LUST AM LEBEN!

If you been waiting for a reason to shine,

here it is!

tweet your world

Snow is back o.O
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Today a hot girl winked at me

With both eyes,
at the same time

Excuse me, there seems to be a face on your makeup

Nö, gelernt hab ich nicht, dafür sind meine Fingernägel jetzt schön lackiert.

There's a pounding in my head and my feet hurt...
Oh yeah! We did have fun last night •

smart phones, smart cars,
smart television...

when are they going to start making smart people?

smart phones, smart cars,
smart television...

when are they going to start making smart people?

MIDDLE FINGER UP

I'm a fucking unicorn and i don't believe in humans!

Ordnung ist das halbe Leben.

Aber ich gebe mich nicht mit halben Sachen ab!

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn the rules, then you must forget them and play from you heart.

Ride the winds of change.

Wenn es im Hinmel keine Schokolade gibt, will ich da auch nicht hin.

99% of guys are hot
the other 1% go to my school

Just like flowers in a garden we are all here to play our part in making the world a beautiful place..
so bloom, spread your petals and touch someones life today •

Wer seine Vinyls zu Häusern stapelt, hat bald eine Plattenbau-siedlung.

dies
&
das

Sad story: my favorite Italian chef died. In other words, he pasta way.

Always
smile in the morning..
it makes people jealous of what you did last night •

need me
feed me
seed me

Stop
undressing
me with your eyes!
Use your teeth •

What if we are all particles on a grilled cheese sandwich?

for people like you father, a lifetime is too small a container for what you offer this world. i wish i could share my allocation with you - humanity would be the better for your gain and my loss. i wish it were so…

semaphores wave the rainbows of my love for you as you scream off the bow of mothership - promise me we'll live again ...together daddy. i'm missing you already and we haven't said goodbye

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justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

What if we are all particles on a grilled cheese sandwich?