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for every snowflake that falls, there is an idiot who forgets how to drive

76

you remind me of a software update, whenever i see you i think
"not now!"

140

I used to think you were my happily ever after, but now I've realized that you were only my once upon a time.

121

How lucky
I am to have something that makes saying
goodbye
so hard.

30

laundry today
or new clothes tomorrow.

24

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

2

'NO' does not mean 'convince me'

33

If you ever have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don't wanna live the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice.

49

Finding out that someone you care about has lied to you is just like feeling the butterflies in your stomach have all died.

11

the simple answer is never what it seems.

17

they told me
I couldn't,

that's why I did.

129

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

353

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

363

So many feelings fit in just one sigh.

30

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

106

Sometimes...
You just gotta treat life like a bad lay...
Make funny faces & pretend you're having a good time.

15

Why are there never any Good Side Effects?

Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle & see
"May cause extreme sexiness".

20

The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late to say no to them.

99

Don't grow up, it's a trap.

70

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

459

Almost nothing
need to be said
when you have eyes.

13

Drunk people run stop signs.

High people sat and wait for them to turn green.

7

I can't drown my demons.

These bitches know how to swim.

43

Sometimes you just have to say "what the fuck".

If you can't say it, you can't do it.

12

emotions

make you smile over and over again

12

I love me, you should too

12

When a stranger looks you square in the eyes, and you catch the pause in their demeanor.
You know they just saw you.

12

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing...

16

FUCK

[ ] IT
[ ] ME
[ ] YOU
[x] OFF
[ ] THEM
[ ] THIS
[ ] EVERYBODY
[ ] EVERYTHING

146

Don't claim you're trapped when you've made no effort to escape

33

I think
you're suffering from a
lack of vitamin me.

63

more bad decisions

more good stories

2

Life is never boring with a dirty mind ;)

2

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

473

You'd better listen to your heart because I think your mind is fucked.

107

I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

389

The longer a woman takes to get ready, the easier it is to piss her off...

It's science.

15

Stop getting in your own way!!

3

I'm glad I don't have a thigh gap. I almost dropped my phone into the toilet but I caught it with thunder and lightning.

20

I could stop.

17

Organized
MESS

17

Where have you been you little thingy, I've missed you :(

10

I'M NOT SURE IF
I LOVE YOU OR I'M JUST HORNY ALL THE TIME.

53

Sometimes

you've got to learn to love what's good for you.

15

Picturing
something in
your head
perfectly,
but it doesn't
turn out exactly
as planned.

22

there are stories inside of us that paper can't handle

12

Having nowhere to go is irrelevant when anywhere we are together is where we want to be

18

S U P E R C A L I F R A G I L I S T I C F U C K M E A L I D O C I O U S

18

Just because you're pissed, doesn't mean
I'm wrong.

20

Doodle relentlessly, with dreams in your heart, and passion in your fingertips.

15

Mmmm, fuck it. Yeah, I have a dirty mind.

29

*

If we find each other, more than once,
under different conditions,
and no machinations, on either's part,
it is no coincidence.

23

When you can be someone's everything without doing anything... That's something else.

22

I saw the tides
change,
long before,
the waves
pulled me under.

30

OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER/YOUNG ENOUGH TO DO IT AGAIN ANYWAY

27

STRUCTURED
disorder

19

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU...

32

Not all taken are in love.

13

I believe the greatest sin you can commit against yourself is settling for less and knowingly forgetting how it feels to be alive.

1

It is madness says reason/
It is what it is says love/It is unhappiness says caution/It is nothing but pain says fear/It has no future says insight/It is what it is says love/It is ridiculous says pride/It is foolish says caution/It is impossible says experience/It is what it is says love.

2

Do you ever wish you could un-meet someone? ..

3

the little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to answer to a text...

7

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

10

my suitcase is just too small for all the stuff.

8

I'm so cool. Ice cubes get jealous.

11

To err is human.

To blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

15

a man walked into a bar.
ouch.

19

It's not an optical illusion.

It just looks like one.

18

Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges just to keep the crazies from following you.

22

more bad decisions

more good stories

49

"Are you free tomorrow?"

No... I am f**king expensive.

62

smart phones, smart cars,
smart television...

when are they going to start making smart people?

110

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

92

so there is this guy...

15

I do it because I can,

I can because I want to,

I want to because you said I couldn't. .

49

It is madness says reason/
It is what it is says love/It is unhappiness says caution/It is nothing but pain says fear/It has no future says insight/It is what it is says love/It is ridiculous says pride/It is foolish says caution/It is impossible says experience/It is what it is says love.

18

I believe the greatest sin you can commit against yourself is settling for less and knowingly forgetting how it feels to be alive.

36

Everything is better when you decide

you don't care

39

You can't force someone to love you

You can just close him into the basement and wait until he develops the Stockholm syndrome

42

Girls literally find out everything and sometimes its just an accident like they dont' even need to try.

38

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

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