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Singing with your headphones in, and not realizing how loud you are!!!

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Two Headphones in: don't talk to me

One headphone in: don't talk to me

No headphones in: don't talk to me

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Headphones

(n.) A socially acceptable "I'm ignoring you" device.

59

".. . like,
why does
everyone
need a selfie
with Abe
Lincoln?"

5

"If you have anything to say, just think it in your mind and shut up."

#trews

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I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.

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I just want somebody to love me for the true asshole that I really am!!!

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I don't get why we have to learn spanish. I mean we're probably never gonna use it anyway...

Am I Right?!

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20 years ago we had johnny cash, bob hope and steve jobs.
now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

please, don't let kevin bacon die!

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The only difference between boys and men, is the price of their toys.

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spongebob: did you hear that?

patrik: no, it's to dark.

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Little brother: tomorrow it's mondayyyyy :(

me: What did you think comes after sunday? Sunday jr?

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I need a six month vacation, twice a year

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Try spelling TACOCAT backwards #TACOCAT

2

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

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I swear that somewhere out there my Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling together laughing at me.

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A friend will come and bail you out of jail...

But a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we screwed up!!!

1

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

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You.
Me.
Bed.
Now.

194

You
Me
No clothes
The wall

got it?

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WANTED:
Guy who is...

- hot
- intelligent
- classy
- rich
- has to be totally in love with me
- exist

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Revenge is beneath me...

...but accidents happen.

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when someone says "I'm soo tired" and then they tell you they could 'only' sleep for 6 hours

and I'm like:
I'd be happy to sleep more than 2 hours...

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WANTED:

GUY WHO RUINS LIPSTICK,
NOT MASCARA

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Sorry I called your baby

"God's little typo"

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I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod - my shadow does that much better

•Plutarch

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Those who were seen dancing, were thought mad by those who could not hear the music.

8

when the worlds zigs, zag.

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MAKE
HAY
NOT
WAR

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Well it's official,

"my face is your toilet" is a bad pick-up libe.

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People say that you cant live without love, I think oxygen is more important!!!

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That awkward moment when you realize that Dora The Explorer has more freedom than you... AND SHE'S FIVE!!!

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I always arrive late at the office...

But I make up for it by leaving early!!!

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yeah my boyfriend's pretty cool

but he's not as cool as me

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A cop pulled me over and said "papers" ?...
I said scissors... I Win and drove off !

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keep calm and make bacon pancakes!!

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Have you ever looked at one of your relatives, shook your head, and thought, "How the fuck are we related?!?"

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Today was the first time they ever made me muzzle my own dog at the vet. I was completely against this, it made me cry.

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"Earth" Without "Art" Is "Eh"

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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Another Long Day Of Picking Up Chicks!

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