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Scroll down and it says information technology (it).

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i don't argue with idiots like you - you will only lower me to your level and beat me with experience

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Did you here the new joke about Voldemort?

"Nope."

Aww... Nobody nose it!

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If only stress burned calories.

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$What did the mermaid wear to her math class? ....An algae bra.$

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Parents: "How was your day?" Me: "Okay" Parents: "Why do you always give me the same answer?" Me: "Why do you always ask me the same question?"

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I love you so much I want to move to a country where I can legally own you

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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$Make little things count. Teach midgets math.$

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I don't know what's more awkward, answering Dora , or sitting in silence while she stares at you.

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If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

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I hate when cashiers ask, "Is that everything?"

Uh no, i'd also like all this invisible shit.

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"Hey mom, can i ...?" "No" ... "Please?.."... "No"...
"Hey dad..."

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"Ladies first" is yet another way to stare at a girls booty.

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Words are just a combination of letters.

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The feeling you get when you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground.

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some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go

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hey, i'm sorry, i'm not being rude; it's just that you don't matter

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Sex, Drugs & Alcohol are not the answers...

unless you're asking what I've got planned for the weekend.

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

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what ever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?
all we've got left is aids, crack and techno!

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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Put your "faith" between my legs.

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THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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