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gerade eben in der zeitung gelesen: jeder 2. deutsche liest wie ein 10-jähriger!!!

vor lauter lachen ist mir fast der finger von der zeile gerutscht...

32

Sie kommen aus Deutschland, stimmts ?

Das habe ich gleich an Ihrem Akzent erkannt, als Sie sagten:

"Hi, Im from Germany."

24

dies ist meine erste deutsch bold!

30

"Bitte entschuldigen Sie mein Deutsch, ich lerne diese Sprache gerade."

"Yoah Alda! no prob. Alles easy man!"

32

Frage an die
Kristallkugel

Wird jemals ein
deutscher Bold
einen Contest
gewinnen ?

27

Ich gehe Karneval als Berliner Flughafen,
dann bin ich am nächsten Tag nicht so fertig.

46

The 5 second rule for food dropped on the floor doesn't work if you have a 2 second dog.

20

today is the best today and it doesn't come back

enjoy it!

30

on a scale of 1 to 10: you are a 9
and i'm the 1 you need

50

A PARTY WITHOUT ME IS
JUST A MEETING

65

That's a beautiful fake picture of you, by the way...

71

Wanted to text you, but then I remembered we don't talk anymore...

32

One day I will rule the world, until then I'm going to bed.

52

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

355

I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

146

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

257

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

628

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

169

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

234

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

379

I'm not interested in where you work, or what you wear, or what your favorite color is, I'm interested in what you think.

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