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Only very fit and healthy people have midnight snacks
It takes a great deal of physical and mental effort to get out of bed at such late hours

BROTHER: hey dad, I got a girlfriend!
DAD: Good job son

SISTER: hey daddy, I got a boyfriend!
DAD: *loads shotgun*

when you're too ill to annoy your friends in person so you annoy them by text

When all of the stars have faded away, just try not to worry, you'll see them some day.

I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

WHEN I'M BORED AND ALONE I OFTEN THINK TO MYSELF:
"WHAT WOULD ABE DO RIGHT NOW?"

if i had 1$ for everytime i got called beautiful i'd have 1$

thanks mom

Everytime I walk into a gaybar I hear my Mom's words :

Abe, don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been!

It's only a theory until you discover the proof...

'Without life there is no music.'

NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU TREAT ME,
I LOVE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE.

go
fuck your selfie

Sunday's are love

300th post

it's not deep or anything, it just tells you that this is my 300th post

Im Schlauchboot kiffend Nudelsalat essen ist kein Sport, oder?

But, I'll stop, because I'm so bad at it. Let's see what you come up with, on your own.

For people whose go-to insult is "kill yourself," I wonder, would you feel anything, if they took your words to heart, and did?

Probably not. I mean, words are nothing, right?

so much communicating
so little dialogue

I would hold you now, if only I knew how

mother earth

the 85 richest people on earth have more money than her poorest
3.5 Billion

I love bitch fights. My Bodyguard always wins these fights for me.

Do you have a dream I can borrow til tomorrow? So I can escape my sorrows.

The akward moment when you have more reposts of a post than likes... seriously?

Some days, I cannot explain my happiness.

:D

we've
all been changed from what we were.

I'm bored, you're bored, let's be bored together! :D

People need to stop reproducing sometimes.

Have you ever written a bold, just to see something new on the feed?

Don't put out feelers, unless you want to be touched.

Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

"It's never too early for toblerone."
- Ed Sheeran

Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen... It's not going to happen!!

• Regina George

You should buy yourself a new per-spective.

A female touching another female's boobs and no one really cares,

a male touching another male's junk and everybody looses their mind.

Monica: Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.

Richard: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.

Monica: Well, maybe you don't need them.

The weight is unknown
Tugging hearts, that carry missing.
So, just don't leave.

Bold together... Post together...

That awkward moment when your butt itches really bad in public.

I loved ya since I knew ya...
I wouldn't talk down
TO YAAAA*!!

with you,

the boredom is interesting

I don't care about:
• age
• weight
• sexuality
• height
• gender
• skin color
As long as you respect me, I'll respect you

I'm bored, you're bored, let's be bored together! :D

No words were harmed in the making of this bold.

She saved the day, when
I broke out with typo hives
kj55

Word foreplay:

Having fun with words

I just saw that quote
about fifty other times
all over the web

The sky may be clear in the morning, but that doesn't mean it will be later.

It's a whole
different world at night

Out of everything that's happened in my life so far, patience is the single most virtue that's taught me the most

I miss spirit-walking.

I always took care, not to cause your heart hurt.
If I did so, with intent, you drew your weapon first.

Ask yourself: If this person really is who/what they say they are - do I really want to be responsible for destroying them?

I LIKE when, you LIKE my posts. And LIKE it, when you repost them. But befor you repost them. Hit the fucking LIKE button. Otherwise i will
chivvy you down with my chainsaw.

Sincerely
A.M.

I LIKE U

Passed out with a smile.
No...not like that.

I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you; and I choose both.

I get back
and the guys are wearing dresses, and the girls are streaking and playing costume designer...

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.

• Alfred Tennyson

Worse even
than your maddening
song, your silence

• Sylvia Plath

After midnight...
we're gonna let it all hang down

• Eric Clapton

I HEART MY FEARLESS LIKERS.
YOU EMBRACE ALL MY CRAZY LIKE A BIG BOLD HUG!! SORRY FOR THE HANDS...Yeah.

I advise you to stop underestimating my intelligence immediately.

Before you become a liability. To yourself.

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

Never, ever, ever, ever, underestimate your frienemies*

RESPECT
LAUGHTER
LOVE
JOY
UNDERSTANDING
HUGS
HOPE

TAKE WHAT YOU NEED.
GIVE BACK DOUBLE.

Be who you are and say what you *mean, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter will never mind.

i am convinced there is a secret connection between washing machines across the globe, helping socks to escape to faraway places

You said I love you & said it to.
The only difference, I didn't lie to you

We're just kids

in love.

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

On the days that I cannot fake a smile, and really can't fake a laugh, I've learned to find my own humor to get by with an honest existence because, honestly.. to be fake on days like those requires far too much energy.

Perhaps this is why I am the type of person who enjoys extreme weather events that would typically make the average human uncomfortable.

Perhaps.

To me, all things are usually of significance until proven innocent. It's literally just the way that I am wired.

A single firecracker went off and my dog scurried inside like the world was ending.

Thanks 4th of July.

not all who wander are lost

Only two sentences can change the mood of a woman
"I love you" and "50% discount"

Don't be sad laundry,
no one is doing me either

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

Hm.

It appears that I picked the wrong rabbit hole, because I have completely lost my appetite.

THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT MONDAYS IS READING THE HATE POSTS ON BOLDOMATIC.

The most American thing i've done today is pay $5 for a pre-sliced apple

I do not care where you come from or where you are going, I still love you.

A label changes nothing but what we allow to be changed.

SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH YOU IS WORTH ANY BAG UNDER MY EYES.

I'm not a 'see the glass half full' type.

I am a 'see the glass half full of some mother fucking weird ass shit wtf is going on here' type.

I'm scared.

And I wish I felt allowed to tell you why.

Godzilla is now following you...4 hrs ago

To all the days when you can't actually say what is on your mind because it's not dinner table safe or NSA friendly, fuck you guys.

The horror of sending the eggplant emoji to the wrong person.

My dog has always been the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Can you see what I see?

Do you know what I know?

They openly jeopardize friendship by pushing a clearly unwanted envelope.

Fuck that.

And fuck them.

Don't be sad laundry,
no one is doing me either

My shitty electronic music is still deeper than some dude mumblin' in ghetto, whining about how hard life is when you don't care to improve your circumstances.

Drinking alone,
again.

I need friends.

That one friend you'll always love too much but could never endure a relationship with

I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

PEANUT BUTTER
POP TARTS

'enjoy celebrating your independence, America...even though China has been paying your bills.'

I refuse to work 40+ hours a week to make you rich. I refuse to waste my life away as you continue to buy our politicians and trash our beautiful planet.

Fuck the benefits, fuck the vacation days, because what's the use when you've wasted so much time on something you don't believe in?

Tonight makes for great outdoor, aural practice for any times spent at an indoor NRA range.

FUCK NEIGHBORS WITH MORTARS.

ON 4TH OF JULY.

you cant from your problems unless it is a bear

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

You're one of those who would freeze in hell.

THE ONLY THING
I LIKE MORE THAN FOOD IS SLEEP.

Once again solved all my problems with a spreadsheet

I'M NOT LAZY, I'M EFFICIENT.

The only Pill that would make me Happy is the one that brings you back to life.

..kind of like how your hearing adjusts, after a loud crash in a dark room.

{yeahh
explosions
blow
shit
up}

it's not what you said, it's how you said it!

I am told to keep living, and productively. I am told the very best thing that I can do is continue building a better life, never mind all of this static and white noise surrounding my fortress now. I am told
I will learn. I am told, one day
I will understand.

I am told.
I am told.
I am told.

Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

an end has a start.

I stand here differently now,
changed by my own weather.

$My math was simply: 9 is 3 multiplied by itself. 6 is 3 twice, and 8 literally sits next to 9. 9 is comprised of 3 sets of 3 and 3 is a polar/oppositional reflection of 8 via positive and negative aesthetic space. 8 aka one of the oldest human icons for balance and harmony.$

note to myself: drink less, write more.

well, if you met my family you would understand

Hoffentlich schaltet Gott nie aus Versehen RTL II ein!

Just breathe.

Draw,
focus,
aim,

and
release.

It didn't matter that I didn't understand her. She could have been telling me to go to Hell.
I always smiled.

I turned out
liking you a lot more
than I originally planned •

If I say I believe in God, no one really cares,

if I say I believe in demons, they put me in a mental hospital.

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday.

I'm not interested in where you work, or what you wear, or what your favorite color is, I'm interested in what you think.

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

Wear me like you mean it.

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

life is what happens when you put your phone down.

some are playing hard to get while i'm playing hard to want

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.