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You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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i have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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brain status:

weekend

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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