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Posts Liked by elisabeth.

I'm an animal in bed.

More specifically a koala. I can sleep up to 22 hours a day.

65

i'm not wearing underwear...

because you didn't put the laundry in the fucking dryer like i asked you!

11

My office
password's been
hacked. That's the third time I've
had to rename
the cat...

33

Whenever there's
an awkward
silence, try
whispering,
"Did you forget
your line?"

24

Watch who you trust. Even your teeth bite your tongue every now and then.

33

women are considered fragile but I've never seen anything as easily wounded as a man's ego

1

it's not true that strong people don't suffer. they break in 1000 pieces too, they just learnt not to make any noise..

20

PEOPLE ARE THE PRETTIEST WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THEY REALLY LOVE WITH PASSION IN THEIR EYES.

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