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I like it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

17

Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

258

"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

256

It's funny what the people on the news think I should know. That being said, I hope your sunburn isn't too bad Miley.

20

Learn to say 'no' without explaining yourself

91

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

84

DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ME

8

Always love a women for her personality.

They have like 10, so you can choose.

145

I'm not anti-social

I'm anti-idiot.

30

Here's to another Friday evening of false optimism about the weekend

51

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

396

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

- C. Spurgeon

13

the words always walk alone and sometimes, they used us like excuses and they laugh about the stories we invent... bullshit, they say.

34

stop looking
at what you
don't have,

and start being
thankful for
what you have.

21

Anyone can
love a rose,
but it takes
a great deal
to love a leaf.

It’s ordinary to
love the beautiful,
but it’s beautiful to
love the ordinary.

30

Two things define you.

Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

16

who are
you when
no one is
watching?

32

No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is.

30

THE BAD NEWS:
THERE IS NO KEY TO HAPPINESS

THE GOOD NEWS:
IT ISN'T LOCKED

49

FEAR IS PEOPLE'S MOST POPULAR PRISON

40

PROVE
YOU
EXIST

21

DANCE FIRST THINK LATER

83

The future is in your own hands and not in a crystalball

92

I knocked out a guy who said bacon sucks. No one talks about my friends that way

82

I will be posting telepathically today..
so if you think of something funny, that was me •

32

more bad decisions

more good stories

49

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

22

AIRPORTS HAVE SEEN MORE SINCERE KISSES THAN WEDDINGS AND HOSPITAL WALLS HEARD MORE HONEST PRAYING THAN CHURCHES.

47

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

355

The creative adult is the child who survived.

491

Make the party worth the hangover

121

Cell phones ruined the fun from pushing a fully clothed person into the pool.

53

My coworker asked if I'd seen Fight Club, so I punched him for breaking the first two rules of Fight Club

23

Everytime you find some humor in a difficult situation,
you win •

27

The worst
distance between two people is misunderstanding •

47

A plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and I will not judge you because I will also be in my pajamas.

3

Keep reaching for the stars.

But, please, get a better deodorant.

98

Be the person you are when you're drunk.

27

So lets find a bar so dark we forget who we are.

74

My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

139

PISSING
EVERYWHERE ISN'T
VERY
CHANEL

42

just spooning my boyfriend...

out of his container...

its ice cream.

52

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

90

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

114

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