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THE EXPERT IN ANYTHING WAS ONCE A BEGINNER!

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I slept with your mom!
I slept with your mom!
I slept with your mom!

Shut up dad, you're drunk!

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THE SLAVES OF TODAY ARE NOT DRIVEN WITH WHIPS, BUT WITH SCHEDULES.

John Steinbeck

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What to do? My dog reads my mind and my parrot talks behind my back...

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A slightly drunk woman is watching TV and yells:
«Don't go there! Don't go to the church you dumb bitch!»

Her husband asks:
«What are you watching?»

«Our wedding video»

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I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Heroes
are normal people with big hearts

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"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic" - Newton's lesser known fourth law

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