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I think at this point Trump could just say he built a wall and most of his voters would choose to believe it. Much cheaper.

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1996: Stop playing pokemon and go outside.

2016:Stop playing pokemon and come inside.

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Don't judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones.
Those fuckers are up to something.

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The risk I took was calculated..

But man,

I'm bad at math..

116

Waiter:
Would you like another drink?

Me:
Are you new?

31

I don't need an inspirational quote, what I need is a freaking cup of coffee!

70

the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

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if my computer desktop was an actual place, they would bring in blind-folded people and film a Febreeze commercial.

13

draw your thoughts before they die

28

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

177

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

179

Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.

82

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

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The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

184

Pain
is just
a French
word for bread.

138

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

136

As I gaze out of my window as I have so many times before, sipping my morning coffee, I feel so at peace knowing that I got the last of the creamer.

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just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

56

Not my circus.
Not my monkeys.

21

assumption is the mother of every fuck up

68

jingle
all the way

to hell.

3

If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

76

life isn't a fairytale.

if you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

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Those who would have you pay attention to the numbers over the substance, usually have no substance to justify those numbers.

Who's fooling you?

8

Just because you're pissed, doesn't mean
I'm wrong.

20

Words aren't cheap. Sometimes,
the speakers are.

44

Let me tell you a bit about my background...

Well, It's green.

42

Can't Stop Drinking About You

30

Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while you are waiting.

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what
the
hel
vetica

31

editor
watned

12

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