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HOW DOES A COUNTRY TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT GIVE OUT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN FINANCIAL AID TO OTHER COUNTRIES?

8

WILL
SWAP
ONE
DONALD TRUMP
FOR 10,000
REFUGEES!

5

IN POLITICS IF YOU WANT ANYTHING SAID ASK A MAN, IF YOU WANT ANYTHING DONE ASK A WOMAN.

8

Friendship is like PEEING on yourself:

everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

8

JOKE'S ON HILARY IF SHE WIN 'S
SHE'LL HAVE TO SIT AT THE DESK MONICA SAT UNDER. 8-0

15

I let people see the cracks in my life. We can't be phony -

We've got to keep it real.

10

Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist.

132

41% OF TRUMPS SUPPORTERS THAT WERE POLLED SAID THEY WERE IN FAVOUR OF BOMBING AGRAGBAH....
WHICH IS THE MADE UP COUNTRY OF ALADDIN....?

7

JUST
CHUCK
IT IN THE FUCK IT BUCKET AND MOVE ON...

7

TO THOSE GIRL'S WEARING TOO MUCH MAKEUP....
CALM DOWN..
IT'S A FACE NOT A COLOURING BOOK..

14

SOMEONE
JUST HONKED TO GET ME OUT OF MY PARKING SPOT FASTER...

SO NOW I HAVE TO SIT HERE UNTIL BOTH OF US ARE DEAD !!

17

I HATE WHEN PARENT'S SAY,
STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD,
LIKE FOR THE FIRST TWO YEAR'S YOU MADE ME THINK IT WAS AN AEROPLANE!!

22

YOU
PEOPLE
WHO
HAVE
JUST
ONE
GLASS
OF
WINE....

WHAT'S THAT LIKE?

16

A
MAN
IS
AS
YOUNG
AS
THE
WOMAN
HE
FEEL'S...

Groucho Marx.

8

WOMAN IN JEWELLERS ADMIRING A DIAMOND RING,AS SHE LEANS DOWN FOR A CLOSER LOOK, A LITTLE FART SLIPS OUT,HOPING NOBODY NOTICED, SHE ASKS "HOW MUCH IS THIS ONE" JEWELLER SAY'S
MADAM IF YOU FARTED
LOOKING AT IT, YOU 'LL SHIT YOURSELF IF I TELL U

9

TEAR'S are not a sign of weakness,

TEAR'S
mean you have been strong for too long x

XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

29

The 90s.

Many memories.

No evidence.

33

WHEN YOU TALK YOU ARE ONLY REPEATING WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW, BUT IF YOU LISTEN, YOU MAY LEARN SOMETHING NEW..

17

It's only gossip if you repeat it. Until then, it's gathering information.

25

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only a few people care.

the rest are just curious.

31

THE MUTE GUY TOLD THE DEAF GUY THAT THE BLIND GUY SAW THE LIMP GUY RUNNING.

20

Der Klügere gibt nach und lässt es wie einen Unfall aussehen.

15

LET YOUR SOUL SHINE EVERY DAY!

24

I'm not done crossing lines or making butterflies in bellies yet.

17

Don't talk so fast that you trip on words you will regret later.

15

HURT
ME WITH THE TRUTH..
BUT NEVER COMFORT ME WITH A LIE.

28

I wanna watch a movie with my boyfriend.

Does anyone know any good boyfriends?

30

Ich bin so kurz davor, reich zu sein. Alles, was mir jetzt noch fehlt, ist das Geld.

7

THE BIGGEST

COMMUNICATION PROBLEM IS WE DO NOT LISTEN TO UNDERSTAND.

WE LISTEN TO REPLY ..

32

I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow.

32

Just because it is not in a museum does not mean it is not art.

27

each day is a
new start
a chance to be
better and
a chance to
reach for your
dream •••

32

Loyalty and orgasms, that's all she wants..

and food, don't forget the food •

35

I sleep better alone.

But please, come keep

me awake.

26

I disagree that hunger isn't an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.

23

what an amazing summer we're having this winter •••

29

Every one of us is able to heal the world.

Every day a little bit.

30

In one ear and out the other...

26

Ein Lächeln ist ein Licht, das Leben und Hoffnung sichtbar macht.

17

Sometimes you miss the memories and not the person..

29

Früher hat man in der Werbepause Pipi gemacht. Heute kann man während der Werbepause ein Facharztstudium zum Urologen (oder Frauenarzt A.d.B.) machen

19

We all have the same amount of time,
it's what we make time for that makes the difference!

31

Always remember
you are who you are,

not who they say you are.

21

if i gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.

22

fall in love with someone who tastes like adventure but looks like the calm, beautiful morning after a terrible storm.

37

where there is joy there is creation

~Hindu Scripture

18

Don't worry about what I'm doing..
worry about why you're worried about what I'm doing •

29

What good are all the ways, if you don't dare to go. Only, because you're afraid to get lost?

27

Life is like a coin in your pocket, you can only spend it once.

13

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely....

14

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

~ Victor Borge

20

If I sleep with you or if I show you my innermost vulnerability, take it as a present..
I am offering myself to you..
just be gentle and kind,
I dont expect anything else •

31

Es ist nicht unbedingt schlecht, wenn dein Leben auf dem Kopf steht.

Das ist wie bei Shampoo-Flaschen, manchmal kommt mehr dabei heraus.

35

Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.

17

there are two reasons why people don't talk about things: either it doesn't mean anything or it means everything.

36

IF YOU ARE HONESTLY HAPPY FUCK WHAT PEOPLE SAY OR THINK ABOUT YOU!

41

Sometimes
even
the
Devil
on
my
shoulder
asks
"WTF
are
you
doing?"

66

If today were my last day here, I don't regret any of it. I've spent my time here, and my life, trying to love and understand, and be loved and understood. I've been hurt a lot, but, I am grateful for the true hearts I've touched and who've touched mine. And, I'll take them with me, wherever I wind up.

44

Children need your presence more than your presents.

-Unknown

37

Eine Idee kann man nicht mit einem Gewehr töten. Um eine Idee zu töten, muss man eine bessere haben.

26

In a world full of noise, you're the melody.

41

I want someone
who's in love with life,
and all its beautiful
shitness.

41

We all fuck up, for a lot of reasons.

35

If you can't say
anything nice, at least
say something funny.

42

I've finally accepted the fact that my behavior will never catch up with my age.

130

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

262

I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

218

I just awesomed all over the place.

317

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

286

The milk has a Feb. 14th expiration date, and that's the only thing in my house with a valentines date.

99

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murdereres, if you do find one, what's your plan?

123

getting really sick of responsibility and underwear

71

Ich bin so kurz davor, reich zu sein. Alles, was mir jetzt noch fehlt, ist das Geld.

21

I have never done this before

so I'm confident
I can do it

76

listen carefully to what people don't say

162

Eine Idee kann man nicht mit einem Gewehr töten. Um eine Idee zu töten, muss man eine bessere haben.

16

The Internet!

Where everything is completely true.

73

The society based on production is only productive -

not creative

15

Just remembered I'm an adult and had a little panic attack.

102

Prosperity -

depends more on wanting what you have than having what you want

8

Ich habe weder die Zeit noch die Buntstifte, Dir das jetzt zu erklären.

44

Kind words are worth much
- and they cost little

17

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
9x-7i > 9x -21u
-7i < -21u
i <3u

104

If you're easy to get . . .

You'll be easy to forget . . .

123

When you laugh - be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are

10

Lieber Augenringe als gar kein Schmuck!

24

I moaned and complained once because I had no shoes...Then I met a man who had no feet...And I bowed my head with shame for my complaints

74

Und was machen wir jetzt?

Jetzt kaufen wir uns ein Fernglas.

Und dann?

Dann schauen wir weiter.

34

The word diarrhea.
Looks like it was written in a hurry.

78

Er steht
auf sie.
Sie steht
auf ihn.
Ich steh daneben.

28

Pinguine sind Vögel, die nur fliegen, wenn man sie wirft.

33

Ich hab jetzt genau das richtige Alter.

Muss nur noch rauskriegen wofür.

32

Ja, ich gebe zu ich führe Selbstgespräche.

Hin und wieder brauche ich mal einen Expertenrat

27

Auch die Unendlichkeit besteht aus kleinen Momenten.

23

For every #loveforever contest entry shared to Facebook 1 CHF is being donated to the AIDS foundation. Make a difference!

54

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else -

is the greatest accomplishment

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