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Dear Boys,
If you don't
look like Calvin Klein models..
don't expect us to look like Victoria secret angels •

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Dear Life,
when I said,
'Can my day get any worse',
it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

86

Silence is golden,
unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.

93

Me: I wanna look good today.
Body: No.
Hair: Nope.
Face: Nice try.

85

Irgendjemand hat dem Essen im Büro-Kühlschrank Namen gegeben.

Heute hatte ich ein Sandwich namens Markus und der Joghurt hieß Stefan.

12

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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Wassermelonen sind echt Praktisch:

1. Man isst.

2. Man trinkt.

3. Man wäscht sich
das Gesicht.

37

I started a diet
In two weeks I lost 14 days

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