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i hate it when people try to make small talk on the lift, "nice weather", "how are you today", "where's your pants"

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Manche hüpfen morgens aus dem Bett wie Toast aus dem Toaster. Ich bin mehr so das Brötchen, das mit der Butterseite nach unten fällt. Und liegen bleibt...

35

The only dates I get are
updates.

98

Lust is saturday night; Love is sunday morning.

180

I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

225

I want to sleep for two years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank

269

They tell me I'm weak, but I am strong. They tell me I'm worthless, but I am loved by many. They tell me I am nothing, but someday I'll be everything to someone.

252

All it takes is 1 song to bring back 1000 memories.

38

sometimes the strongest people hide the deepest pain

31

The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest, the most damaged people are the wisest, All because they do not want to see people suffer the way they do.

74

is it cold in here or is that just my heart?

32

"you're gonna be happy" said the life

"but first i'll make you strong"

74

sometimes
all
we
really
need
is
for
someone
to
say
"i believe in you"

70

no matter what you say, people will still think something about you.

41

TOP 4 LIES:

1- " I'm fine "

2- " I don't like anyone "

3- " That was my last piece of gum "

4- " I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions "

28

"It's a long story" is just a polite way of saying "I don't feel like telling you."

37

I like my coffee how I like myself:

dark, bitter and too hot for you

64

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

264

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

214

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

90

Manchmal denkt man zu viel nach, anstatt einfach glücklich zu sein.

18

One of the hardest decisions is whether to walk away or to try harder.

89

I want
to feel
wanted

14

Talking to you made me realize that I am worth something.

Thank you.

10

Ladies,

never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your space in a long line. . . the last chicken wing. But never over a man. NEVER!

17

Seriously?

Ok...When I told you to fuck off, I guess I forgot to throw in the "FOREVER"

My bad...

18

these songs that make you unbelievably happy because they remind you of someone or something and there you sit in the train smiling like a fool

21

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

16

Stop asking WHY I'm still single.

I don't ask how you're still married.

36

My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

269

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

233

You not wanting me, was the beginning of me wanting myself.

Thank you.

20

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

317

Beziehungsstatus:

Dinner for one,
Drinks for two.

22

there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

129

Maybe she's not on her period... Maybe you are just an asshole....

62

Alcohol because bad decisions can taste good.

32

What's the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

34

Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

44

+

Happy birthday Helvetia

29

Difficult challenge means :

find a set of keys in a woman's bag in less than 30 seconds

32

Trust your heart, it beat before you were able to think!

58

Sometimes no response is the most powerful one.

35

We have so much in common. You want to travel, & I want you to go.

48

I'm a woman. I don't know what I want, but I get mad if I don't get it.

73

don't be bitter
be better

37

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

409

seven days without coffee makes one weak

18

I wish I could go back to the day I met you and punch you in the face •

41

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

783

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

590

in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

564

that feeling when you're not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty.

13

Ich gib's ja ungern zu, aber ich muss beim Akten ablegen jedesmal das ABC vor mich hin singen.

15

So, endlich mal wieder Sport gemacht..

Ritter Sport.
Zwei Tafeln.

16

es kommt nicht darauf an, wieviel Zeit man mit einem Menschen verbringt - sondern wie intensiv die Momente sind

12

That moment when you smile in the middle of a kiss.

42

some times your heart needs to take more time to understand what your head already knows

30

I can't tell you how many times I've had to cancel a date because my dog keeps dying.

57

just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time...

116

teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

95

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

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