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Take these broken wings and learn to fly.

7

I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own.

9

Never start today with the broken pieces of yesterday •

15

Rules
and beds
were made
to be broken •

20

You can't make everyone happy.

So just concentrate
on me.

84

They told me to never give up.

Now they call me a stalker.

72

Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets?

39

You never know a person until you walk a mile in their shoes...

...or until you check their browser history.

72

A secret is something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

83

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

4

I keep secrets from myself. Things I don't want to remember, things I must never tell.

2

instead of cleaning the house, i just turn off the lights.

30

Isn't it ironic that those who fear death the least love life the most?

43

~•~
BELIEVE
IN THE
MAGIC OF
KINDNESS

6

To hell with circumstancesI create opportunities.

~ Bruce Lee

6

i'm in love with my concept of you

30

When was the
last time you
did something
for the first
time?

38

breathe in. breathe out.

2

Ensamhet är bättre än leva i falsk kärlek.

2

i wish i was drunk so i had a reason to call you

34

if you love someone, let them sleep.

42

Everytime
you speak,
I feel my
brain cells committing suicide
one by
one •

25

IT'S OK
I'M BATMAN

37

you all laugh because i'm different.

i laugh because you are all the same.

35

Put
a big
smile on
your face
and let
everyone
wonder what
you did last night •

34

sometimes i grab my boobs. because, well,
i can.

52

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

125

I trust any research claiming that semen is good for a woman's skin.

14

we don't do glasses half full or half empty!

...we just drink
& get new ones.

19

I wish
you were
my snooze button..
so I'd hit you every morning •

9

You can't argue with a good blow job.

11

Sometimes things start to get very serious between me and my hand-held showerhead.

15

I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow.

2

i belive i used
up all my sick days, so i'm calling in dead.

16

Sex is a sensation
caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location, in a girls destination.
To increase population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

121

You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

43

Let's hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

25

Whenever you think you're good at something, remember, there's always someone better than you.

1

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.

8

Whenever you think you're good at something, remember, there's always someone better than you.

35

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

57

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

155

DO WHAT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

7

I hate that feeling like you’ve just completely lost track of what you’re working toward

9

I just want to love the shit out of someone again.

11

dare to be more.

7

Waking up next to someone that smiles at you.

25

When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

117

IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T EVER CHANGE.

110

remember that blow jobs are like flowers for men

28

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

29

Saturday

• pants optional•

24

Eine FRAU glücklich zu machen ist ganz einfach!

Man muss nur ein...

1. Freund
2. Partner
3. Liebhaber
4. Bruder
5. Vater
6. Lehrer
7. Erzieher
8. Koch
9. Mechaniker
10. Monteur
11. Architekt
12. Stylist
13. Elektriker
14. Klempner
15. Gynäkologe
16. Psychologe / Psychiater
17. Therapeut
18. Lebensberater

und dabei muss man(n) gleichzeitig...

19. zuvorkommend
20. sympathisch
21. durchtrainiert
22. liebevoll
23. aufmerksam
24. gentlemanlike
25. intelligent
26. einfallsreich
27. kreativ
28. einfühlsam
29. stark
30. verständnisvoll
31. tolerant
32. bescheiden
33. ehrgeizig
34. fähig
35. mutig
36. entschieden
37. vertrauensvoll
38. respektvoll
39. hingebungsvoll
40. leidenschaftlich
41. und vor allem zahlungsfähig sein!

Gleichzeitig sollte man darauf achten, dass

a) man nicht eifersüchtig ist, aber dennoch nicht uninteressiert.
b) man sich mit seiner Familie gut versteht, ihr aber nicht mehr Zeit widmet als der Frau.
c) man ihr Raum lässt, sich aber besorgt zeigt, wo sie war und was sie gemacht hat.

Einen MANN glücklich zu machen ist bei weitem nicht so leicht!!

Der Mann braucht:

1. SEX
2. ESSEN

Die meisten Frauen sind mit diesen vielfältigen Bedürfnissen natürlich TOTAL überfordert. Was lernen wir daraus? Ein harmonisches Zusammenleben ist gar nicht so schwer - würden wir Männer ENDLICH erkennen, dass wir unsere hohen Ansprüche ein klein wenig zurückschrauben müssen !!!

76

There's just one life to live and there's no time to wait!

1

How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

254

Do not have unprotected
text.

1

ideas
live
on
their
own

298

When the cockroaches are wearing party hats, it's time to clean the kitchen.

1

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