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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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Do you believe in miracles?

Me neither.

I believe in risks, faith and tequila.

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

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I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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