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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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Do you believe in miracles?

Me neither.

I believe in risks, faith and tequila.

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

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I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

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I'm okay with my crazy.

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[P]erson

[I]n

[M]anagement

[P]osition

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sometimes you have to be your own hero and save your own heart

because sometimes the people you cant imagine living without

can live without you.

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That moment when you get into the van and there is no candy.

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it's so fucking cold out, I just keyed someones car with my nipples by accident

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just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time...

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The most difficult part about walking away from someone is realizing that they don't care enough to attempt to stop you.

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teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

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Hey Santa, you know who else liked to judge people?
That dude Hitler.

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a virgin getting pregnant, l can believe. but three wise men?

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Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

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vaccuous people seemingly unaware
reviled most
by themselves
deceitful reflectors
loathsome lonesome
introspectors
lurking
in their own shadows
seeking affection
incapable of reciprocity

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TODAY
Will never come again.
Be a blessing.
BE A FRIEND.
Encourage someone.
Take time to care.

Let your words heal,
and not wound.

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Popularity, and infamy, both, are easily manipulated.
Don't let the game, get you.

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worrying doesn't take away tomorrow's troubles. it takes away today's peace.

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When someone with little time left, chooses to spend it,
making others miserable,
to the very end.
I'll never get that.

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I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO CHANGE MY LIFE OR JUST A NEW HAIRCUT.

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This is who I am. You don't have to like it, but make room for the ones who do, please.

Thanks.
Peace out.

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Just because I accept and return the smiles, openly, doesn't mean I'm unaware of the rabid wolves, baring their teeth.

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The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand.

We listen to reply.

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I don't blame you, for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it •

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I believe the greatest sin you can commit against yourself is settling for less and knowingly forgetting how it feels to be alive.

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