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The bravest thing
you will ever do
is live again.

31

Any other Star Wars fans watch the Mandalorian season 2 finalé?

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!
* runs around flapping hands making girly squee noises*

5

My favorite style of pizza is always the one I'm eating....

7

merry crisis and a happy new fear!

8

THE MASKS ARE HUNG BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE IN HOPES THE VACCINE WILL SOON BE HERE

15

you remind me of a software update, whenever i see you i think
"not now!"

87

Whatever,
I'm cuntfident.

13

I was going to start jogging today but then I remembered I own a truck.

8

You can say anything to anyone, but how you say it will determine how they will react.

(John Rampton)

9

.it's not
ENOUGH
if you only
WRITE.
you should
LIVE
these
WORDS
too.

13

privacy is luxury

1

there were times when Big Brother was watching you

nowadays Every Brother is watching you

6

Instead of "What's on your mind?" Facebook should say:

"just relax on the couch and tell me about your problems. Don't worry, nobody will know..."

26

I have a sugar high from accepting all these cookie statements.

31

Gotham is secure

like your virginity

2

Anytime you venture out into the world-Smile

Because my friend, you are on camera

11

Karma is like 69. You get what you give.

102

If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

128

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

262

I love you with all my penis.

97

When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

77

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

92

I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday.

69

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

202

Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

531

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

797

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

707

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

1135

WITH
GREAT
POWER
COMES
GREAT
ELECTRICITY
BILL.

30

I am opening a doughnut shop next to our marijuana
dispensary,

It is called;

"Glazed and Confused"

21

One Damned Thing After Another

(An Autobiography)

19

Brexit:

50 Shades of Stay

21

Just a heads up that I'm starting my summer diet which has probably ended by the time you're reading this.

27

Don't judge someone just because they Sin differently than You

14

Things My Fourteen Year Old Son Has to Explain to Me

19

The Open Kimono
by
See Mo
Hair

26

6.9

A good 69 ruined by a period.

36

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