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Just remembered I'm an adult and had a little panic attack.

102

I just sneezed so hard during my workout, I almost spilled my beer.

30

He had a face that my closed fist fell in love with.

44

"I try to find as many ways as possible to erase the barriers."

23

Pro-Tip

Double the orgasm by wearing a wrestling mask.

6

Pro-Tip

Fingers are made for turning Bible pages not putting inside yourselves, ladies.

11

Still waiting for the next series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. There, I said it.

7

Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play 'hide and seek'

140

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

167

Incredibly loud silence.

21

never wait until the last minutes

they are notorious flakes

guaranteed
to stand you up with zero notice

1

Sand

is moving

around my toes

I'm thinking about life

freedom.

17

if 80% of what your parents say is wrong, and they are surviving reasonably well, where does that put you?

3

"Do you have a dream?"

Yes, I'm living it.

27

Sometimes I want to go back to the days of cartoons, snacks, and naps. Then I remember...coffee, liquor, and porn.

100

If you find yourself, how will you know it's you?

61

Me without you?
It's like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces,

asentencewithoutspaces

46

To find your prince, you're suppose to kiss a frog, not fuck the whole pond, whore.

51

steady as she goes
stay on the course
of prosperity

pass on the temptations that can set you back

to maintain increase note all successful actions

and ditch the self-defeating ones

1

where is that smart wisecrack when you need one?

1

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything.

60

Sometimes it freaks me out that there is a skeleton living inside me.

50

Yes. Let's hang out.

I'm free February 30th.

44

People who drop you off at home and wait until you actually get inside safely to drive off are the kinda people you need in your life.

46

In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male.

38

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

41

Person: you're blocking the view.

Me: I am the view.

48

Someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain.

48

Current emotion:

I need money.

40

Hey you with all the energy at 6a.m., you're not human.

50

Of course women don't work as hard as men...

They get it right the first time.

53

Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer the term selective participation.

67

If you don't think I'm a princess then you are 100% right because I'm the fucking queen.

56

My week in a nutshell:
Monday
Monday Two
Monday Three
Monday Four
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

71

Of course I talk to myself.

Sometimes I need expert advice.

74

Brains are awesome.

I wish everybody had one.

92

Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.

78

How to have a flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

3

I will never be a morning person.

The moon and i are too much in love.

176

Maybe when we die, the first thing we'll say is:

"I know this feeling. I was here before."

135

What lies behind us,
what lies before us,
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

142

One of the most cruel acts that a human can do to another human, is to cause a person to lose hope.

323

There are somethings that money just can't buy, like manners, morals and intelligence.
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

16

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

53

Tonight

I will look up
at the moon
and I will know that

s o m e w h e r e

You are looking at it too

8

This isn't how I intended on wasting my life...

29

Here's to all the families who have never disowned a 'loved one'. You were compassionate and intelligent enough to know that, to do as such, would have broken their soul.

23

As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.

31

THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

208

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future.

46

If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

95

you want to come into my life, the door is open. you want leave, the door is open. just don't stand in the doorway. you're blocking traffic.

76

The world is full of nice people.
If you can't find one, be one.

69

i'm not
anti-social.

i'm
anti-stupid.

195

have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered...

"who ties your shoelaces for you?"

280

i dont get lucky. i make my own luck.

1

the world is your sandbox, so make the best fucking sandcastle anyone has ever seen.

3

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

3

i hope kim and kanye dont combine there names and end up with Kony.

1

BREAKING NEWS: the kimye fetus will now be starring in its own reality show from inside the uterus. set to air in early february.

1

without the dark we would never see the stars

1

i succeed because i am willing to do the things you are not.

3

to handle a problem stand and confront it.
research all its gory detail and
it will vanish
Ignore or run away from a problem
it will chase you down like a lion after pray

1

Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.

193

you decide what to do tomorrow or the universe will decide for you

3

My inner rockstar just put on a pj and opened a box of chocolate biscuits

138

Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.

191

Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or in high school...

Oh wait... I'm at work.

55

Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or in high school...

Oh wait... I'm at work.

5

The hands of friendship have no color.

232

Aww, home alone. I can do anything I want.

*Takes a nap*

23

We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.

18

one day you will ask me which is more important? my life or yours?

i will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life

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