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People say "if theres a god, he wouldnt allow such things to happen". How do you know? Maybe gods allow such things to happen for a reason. if they helped us everytime shit hit the fan, than we would never question their existence. And in all honesty, i think thats the point. They want that sense of people having faith and taking the time to connect with them on another level. if we got what we wanted everytime we prayed we wouldnt learn anything from life. & thats the best part, living life that was given. DApolakovs

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Commenting on a post and then later wishing you hadn't because your notifications are filled with comments from that particular post later.

20

Never give up.
Great things take time.

20

Try taking my sex exam, you might get the D.

14

Walking into a dark room and forgetting to turn the light on. Wishing it would automatically turn on so you don't have to go over there and turn it on.

13

having the most amazing dream ever

and then you're waking up to this shit life and wishing you could just go back to sleep

19

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

28

The sadest people seems to smile the most

18

People always say, "what would a famous person be doing on here?"

But for all you know they could have a disguise account.

12

"When you die you're not going to take your car, money, or any on that with you. At the end of the day it's all about finding love."

24

KNOWLEDGE
IS POWER

18

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

We are all here
to have dreams and thoughts
that we should never lose.

4

Cos my baby's sweet as can be

She'd give me toothaches just from kissing me

6

a lot of adults make fun of our generation but sometimes they forget that they're the ones who raised it

5

Friendship is like a violin;

The music may stop now and then,

But the strings will last forever.

14

Sometimes i feel like giving up.
Then i remember i have a lot of people to prove wrong.

27

so you sat there and just told me everybody's personal business, and now you ask me how i'm doing? Hell, im fabulous and yourself ???

19

Each person takes everyone's
sarcasm to a
different level.

26

Believe me;

You are beautiful.

5

Money dosen't buy happines?

Well, it does by a jet ski.
Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
You can't be sad on a jet ski!

5

I love sleep. You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.

5

Everyone sees what you appear to be...

...few really know what you are.

7

Relationships last longer, when nobody knows your business.

3

Girlfriend...Girl Friend.

The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl friend" is that littel space in between we call the "Friend Zone"

6

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

470

Real men don't love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.

75

isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that's just like
"i don't know how to hold a pencil"

3

sometimes i fall in love just to see how badly itll break my heart this time around.

12

It's funny how people you meet in the weirdest ways are usually the most amazing.

33

One of these days, you're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.

4

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

23

Sorry i'm late but i didn't want to come

48

there is nothing to fix when everything is broken

31

FB (facebook)
+
I (instagram)
=
FBI (database)

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Imagine if you could actually laugh your ass off.

34

you are not fat

you have fat

you also have fingernails

you are not fingernail

74

Don't kiss me if
you're afraid
of thunder..
my life is a
storm •

61

You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.

81

We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.

48

Sometimes silence is the loudest scream.

59

I fall too fast, crash to hard, forgive too easily and care too much.

63

hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

106

Those who are heartless, once cared too much.

162

I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

208

This is who I am.

Nobody said you have to like it.

118

At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.

3

When someone doesn't realize that you're being sarcastic and you just go along with it.

16

Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.

74

Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.

5

If you really wan't someone you will find a way...

if you don't, you will find an Excuse.

8

you can run from a place

and you can mask a feeling

but you can't simply erase

if you want true healing.

2

I do this thing called,
"Whatever the fuck I want."

6

Throwing fertilizer at people that need to grow up.

5

I hate when people think you're lying just because you laugh

17

Why do people say "nice to meet you" before i've even said anything? How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an a$$hole.

22

I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

478

I'm not mad, i'm hurt.

There's a difference.

15

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

526

Don't hold onto something if you know it's no longer there.

7

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most.

6

I still have no idea why it's called a beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a fuckin' troll!

21

He who dosen't understand your silence will probably never understand your words.

17

I hate it when women try to be royal, but then behave like bitches.

8

only a fool trips on what is behind them.

4

i always be sure

you need me

before i need you

4

Dont let someone dim your light, just because it's shinning in their eyes.

7

the weirdest people are the best people.

5

What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't affort an Education?

9

People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to.

44

I hate when people sit in front of you at the movies & take away your foot rest.

22

Boldomatic:

The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.

46

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.

58

Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?

50

F.R.I.E.N.D.S: Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.

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just remember if we get caught youre deaf and i dont know english

11

i taste her like a wet dream

10

Cancer is_

shy.
kind.
loving.
emotional.
the.
best.
friend.
everr.

2

A real man will make your panties wet, not your eyes.

4

Reality
is frequently inaccurate.

4

love sucks.
true love swallows.

5

I Love Eating
Her
Warm
Moist
Sucullent
Always Tasty
Fresh...
Oven baked
Chocolate
Chip Cookies

4

Life is tough, get a helmet.

21

Your mind is the greatest weapon there is.

4

never say goodbye because goodbye means forever and forever means forgetting

-Peter Pan

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Welcome to my Post..

Today's specials are: Lack of sleep,
up too early
& low on patience..

thank you, come again.

3

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

102

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

320

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

234

LISTEN TO SILENCE

417

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

Whats with
the devil?
Whats with
the angel?
The keep swapping shoulders

4

"Women are made to be loved,not understood."

~ Oscar wilde

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