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If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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if you walk a mile in my shoes you'll end up at the bar.

199

Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

171

Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

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They say that beauty is on the inside, but I've seen enough crime scenes to know that's not true.

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Spring needs to stand up to winter and kick it in the snowballs.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Silicon Valley.

140

I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

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