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Neil Armstrong said "One small step for man kind..."

I would have said "Holy shit, I'm on the moon"!

16

Gähnen ist ein stiller Schrei nach Kaffee.

28

Irgendwie sind Leute in meinem Alter viel älter als ich.

66

Ich habe keine Ahnung, was mein Bürokollege beruflich macht.

30

Man geht leichtfertig in die Kneipe und kommt leicht fertig wieder raus

12

In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male.

38

Manche hüpfen morgens aus dem Bett wie Toast aus dem Toaster. Ich bin mehr so das Brötchen, das mit der Butterseite nach unten fällt. Und liegen bleibt...

35

Moleskine: your ideas still suck, but in a pretty book.

7

Better grab my dumbrella.

It's really stupid out there today.

294

I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

393

Viele sagen Zürich sei eingebildet, dabei gibt
es die Stadt wirklich.

139

English: Yes, we can!

Français: Oui, nous pouvons!

Deutsch: Ja, wir können!

Latein: Possumus!

Schwiizerdütsch: yeah man, voll easy!

20

entweder Du lebst oder Du bist konsequent

18

Although I've never caught my kids smoking pot, logic tells me that sober people don't give their parents goodnight handshakes...

28

Frauen vergessen nicht, sie archivieren.

29

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

your demons and
mine want to have dinner some time.

188

lazy is a very strong word.
i like to call it selective participation.

279

I'm so hungry I could eat my own cooking!

56

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.

31

A relationship is only for two people, but some bitches don't know how to count.

58

If time is all I had, I'd waste it all on you.

86

We all get addicted to something that takes away the pain.

6

One day I will rule the world, until then I'm going to bed.

7

I am lost and
I don't need
to be found

7

I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

238

Stop asking WHY I'm still single.

I don't ask how you're still married.

219

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

215

My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

269

Dear Life

Please stop fucking me in broad daylight.
I would much rather prefer it under the cover of darkness.

yours sincerely
me

173

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

328

Dont judge people. You never know what kind of battle they are fighting.

11

Of course I talk to myself...

Sometimes I need a professional opinion!

13

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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Wenn die Gleichberechtigung wirklich funktionieren würde, müssten wir dann nicht an Ostern neben Eiern auch Möpse suchen ?

28

think like a proton, stay positiv.

101

the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

104

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

227

Gartenarbeit entspannt.

Kommt aber natürlich auch immer ganz darauf an, wen man da gerade vergräbt.

60

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.

14

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

283

eh, da muss ich erst mal eine nacht drüber saufen

2

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

140

The creative adult is the child who survived.

491

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

172

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

320

i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

168

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

783

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

566

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

617

Wenn mich das Leben fickt, denke ich oft dabei an jemand anderen!

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