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I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

205

does running away from my problems count as jogging?

278

My body is a temple...

Unfortunately,
I have no respect for religion.

142

You are a tornado
with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.

179

I just arrived at that point of the week where I want it to be friday or go back to bed..

155

Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

289

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

your demons and
mine want to have dinner some time.

188

for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

211

Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day, but every year you pass your death day and have no clue.

29

Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

171

7 BILLION PEOPLE, 14 BILLION FACES.

254

now i've got this feeling once again, i can't explain, you would not understand, this is not how i am

i... have become comfortably numb

186

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

1135

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

go directly to hell.

do not pass GO.
do not collect $200.

280

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

812

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

494

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

734

Maybe I'm over you.

Maybe I've moved on.

Maybe I let you go.

Or maybe I'm just really good at lying to myself.

12

the "coolest" people i know, express themselves softly, and regard themselves as "simply ordinary"

6

I think my problem is that I have really fantastic
bad ideas.

32

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile..
then walk into a pole •

38

Boldmatic makes me like people I never met... Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

62

Welcome to our society.
You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like and how you act.

- Enjoy your stay.

29

i am made of flaws stitched together with good intentions

39

Telling someone they can't be sad because others have It worse is like saying someone can't be happy because others have it better

35

learning rap lyrics so i can surprise people during car rides.

22

It's Friday and I'm not feeling like going out

of this bar ever again.

18

Reta has 18 snickers.

She eats 4 and trades 8 for 10 Mars.

She sells 6 of them and buys 4 Big Macs.

Why is she wearing leggings?

14

I'm too smart to fall for those get rich quick scams like "working" or "saving money".

11

All employees were asked to attend the townhall meeting. I used the time to place empty moving boxes on everyone's desk.

13

I'm in competition
with no one..
have no desire
to play the game of being better than anyone..
just simply trying to be better than the person I was yesterday •

445

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

462

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

783

Sometimes I think I'm sad but then it turns out I'm just eating salad.

61

Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

55

7 BILLION PEOPLE, 14 BILLION FACES.

117

Do you believe in miracles?

Me neither.

I believe in risks, faith and tequila.

183

Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

212

Clean out an old sun lotion bottle and put your phone, your keys and your money in it for safer keeping at the beach...

...nobody steals sun lotion.

5

Don't
say you're
happy because
everything is alright, but be happy because while everything is complicated, you're still doing fine •

32

You can't make everyone happy.

So just concentrate
on me.

84

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

265

Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

39

I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

197

Relationship status:

Looking for a WiFi connection.

163

the problem is not being a sheep, the problem is following the wrong shepherd

133

If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

76

It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working

86

I put redbull in my coffee this morning instead of water.
And now I can see noises.

77

just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time...

116

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

144

a virgin getting pregnant, l can believe. but three wise men?

80

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

136

just spooning my boyfriend...

out of his container...

its ice cream.

52

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

114

i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.

97

Love is for lovers.
Beer is for drinkers.
I love beer.
Date me.

61

i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

168

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing"
It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

146

not single but in love with freedom

127

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