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Don't
set yourself on fire
just to
keep others warm

19

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

15

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

470

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

I put on my pants the same as everyone else. Reluctantly.

34

I miss the old me, the really old me, the one that used to give a shit.

22

The worst
distance between two people is misunderstanding •

47

My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

139

most people
do not listen
with the intent
to understand;

they listen with
the intent to
reply.

37

Our inner child comes out when we get togheter with people we trust.

18

GOOD PEOPLE DISOBEY BAD RULES

52

i don't need anger management.
i need people to stop pissing me off.

42

,,If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second,,

~Johnny Depp

164

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43

Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other.

10

Without communication, there is no relationship. Without respect, there is no love. Without trust, there is no reason to continue.

15

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

17

Relationships are a lot like algebra...
Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

6

The key to a successful relationship is to clear your internet history.

36

they say, 1 out of every 3 people cheat in a relationship.

not sure if it's my husband or my boyfriend

89

a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

138

I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

78

It's hard to be a single mom when you've no kids and happen to be a male teenager.

13

This year I'm going to be more naughty.

14

2014: The Bolder Year

14

Every woman deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he's ever laid eyes on.

13

Be selective
with your battles..
sometimes peace is better than being right •

20

It's time for that 'new year, new me' bullshit again •

15

Having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever •

19

Expectation is the root of all heartaches •

17

You have to
be loyal if you want something real •

22

around xmas everybody is a spicegirl:

i tell you what i want what i really really want

25

Merry
Christmas
everyone!

19

what's the difference between a homeless guy and a hipster?

-the iPhone

105

Bold gives voice and color to the silent majority

66

ALCOHOL DOESN'T CAUSE HANGOVERS WAKING UP DOES

88

Maybe it`s the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze.

10

life should be more like hockey. when someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

97

I'll start a sex diary for 2014. The resolution is to make it to the second page by late November.

13

In 2014 I will either lose weight or become proficient in photoshop.

22

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press DEL.

7

Does running late count as exercise?

27

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