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Posts Liked by Aryk_Reversed

Whoever created the five day work week was probably friends with the asshole that invented pants.

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If your heart was really broken you would be dead
so shut up.

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Why can't mosquitos suck fat instead of blood?

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Don't yell at your kids. Lean in real close and whisper, it's much scarier.

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That awkward moment when you go to hug someone sexy and end up smashing your face in the mirror.

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I am going to go stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.

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I'm not good at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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That terrifying moment when your cat enters your room, stares at something you can't see, and runs away in panic.

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