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Posts Liked by Aryk_Reversed

Whoever created the five day work week was probably friends with the asshole that invented pants.

41

If your heart was really broken you would be dead
so shut up.

29

I don't care about:
• age
• weight
• sexuality
• height
• gender
• skin color
As long as you respect me, I'll respect you

13

I love saying really random things in the middle of a conversation, just to see who's paying attention.

30

Don't be sad laundry,
no one is doing me either

55

I'm like an iphone.
I lose energy without doing anything.

84

I have a boyfriend.
Wait no,
that's a fridge.
I have a fridge.

66

soon as you realize love is in the air, somebody farts.

28

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