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Good times are not for sale.

48

stay inconspicuous.
stay
invisible.

they won't see you coming.
they won't know what hit them.

47

Don't waste a good mistake.

Learn from it.

57

In the end it is all about the beginning

59

the infinite pain
of losing
dreams keeps
me imprisoned

*

51

Keep your nudes, send me your grandma's lasagne recipe.

55

If you truly want to forget someone,
put their name as your password.

71

It's not over when you lose.
It's over when you quit.

76

Maturity
is knowing what shit to cut and what fuck to give.

66

Don't waste a good mistake.

Learn from it.

10

imagine;

there's a war
and
nobody went

4

It costs $0.00
to be a decent person

34

you don't need the first of january to change your life, just saying.

44

The war on drugs brought in more drugs.
The war on terror created more terrorists.
Maybe next year we can have a war on money and jobs and see where it goes . . .

114

Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy

14

You better hope that Santa doesn't see your browser history

98

Dear Santa,
This year I want a fat bank account and a skinny body...
Let's try not to mix it up like you did last year.

36

A world without crime will never be, because there always will be sick people with sick brains!

11

I believe in equality.

If we have 5 days of work we should also have 5 days of weekend.

17

What would I do without boldomatic and without the many awesome people here?

Its one of the most amazing things that has ever happened to me :)

19

Some people are old at the age of 18 and some are young at 90.

Time is a concept created by humans. So go on, be a tiger.

16

I don't insult people, I just describe them.

20

Current emotion:

I need money.

40

losing everything but weight

38

Getting a text in the morning & reading it with one eye open

-_o

61

14.000 people are having sex right now; 25.000 people are kissing; 50.000 people are hugging.
And you... well you're reading this.

Trust me, I'm not happy about it either.

36

I hate spelling errors so much.

You mix up two letters & your whole post is urined....

54

End the fight!
Before the fight ends you.

15

You're not totally useless, you could be used as a bad example.

65

Dear life,
When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

36

Some
people
aren't
really
all
that
they
"post"
to
be.

17

My chest is so hairy it's like my nipples are a secret.

28

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

273

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

"I'm only good to people who are good, not to bad people"

- Evie, age 3

26

You're not like me.

You're ugly.

50

I'd rather be an "honest fucker"

than a
"fuckin liar"

4

My favorite thing to do when i'm sober is...
GET HIGH !

25

Alcohol isnt the answer. but it makes you forget the question.

1

Be realistic. Demand the impossible.

29

we are all broken

that's how the light gets in

64

Sun of a beach

83

DON'T JUDGE
MY CHOICES
WITHOUT
UNDERSTANDING
MY REASONS

47

You're You are
Your It belongs to you
They're They are
Their It belongs to them
There A place
We're We are
Were Past tense of are
Where A place
Then A point in time
Than A method of comparison
Two The number 2
To Indicates motion
Too Also or excessively

IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD, IS IT?

91

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt

~ Mark Twain

57

to the guy who stole my bike:

It's a bright and sunny day, so I hope you enjoy a nice ride. You may fall off my bike and smash your face hard on the concrete before your unconscious body gets gang-raped by some crack junkies.
Sincerely, Karma

46

That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.

25

You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.

10

the colour of your eyes is my new favorite colour

42

words are saying what you think

silence is saying what you feel

78

Person 1: "I'm really
athletic."

Person 2: "I'm hilarious."

Person 3: "I'm gorgeous."

Me: "I can breathe."

51

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

203

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

169

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said I would be poor.

27

Many people tell me to do what my heart says...
but i don't know wtf is dub-dub, dub-dub...

8

I just had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

7

"Be a good
person, but
don't waste
time to prove it."

108

I tried to be nice, I really did,
but then you opened your mouth.

86

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