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Unnecessary cursing.

Fucking hate that.

79

There is no peace greater, than the quiet of absent children. And there is no need greater, than the yearning for noise, as soon as it leaves.

31

My sister once zipped me into
a suitcase. I told her to do it,
and no, it wasn't our finest hour.
But, y'know, no regrets.

25

Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody.

And then I remember...

It's probably because of everything.

8

you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.

131

The joy of watching couples grow fat together on Facebook...

39

I have found a desire within myself that no experience in this world can satisfy; the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.

26

Did you just fall?

"No. I attacked the floor!"

Backwards??

"Yeah! I'm skilled."

33

I like you.
You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

49

Only those who dare
to fail greatly can
ever achieve greatly.

26

If you fall I will be there.
Floor

56

O o O *
o o O o
O
O O o O o O
o
o O * *
O O o
* o O O
o O o *
0 o O o O o
o O o 0 * *
bubblebath

49

Real women don't chase men.
They set traps.

118

Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things,
but just look what they can do when they stick together.

14

If you are going to be weird,
be confident about it.

117

In retrospect, if my biggest complaint is a door being left open & dogs getting out, I consider myself blessed:)

11

Cinderella never asked for a prince, she asked for a night off and a dress.

109

Imagine, dying in
your living room, having choked on an m&m; the sound of Simon Cowell in the background, telling kids they can't sing..

9

you decide whether you're alone or by yourself.

it's just two different places in your head for the same thing.

101

Sometimes, no matter how old you are~a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, a glass of chocolate milk & a nap can do wonders:)

21

After the letter, he
camps outside her house.
In pouring rain, he waits,
for her to come home.
He asks for another chance; she says yes. Sixty years on, he laughs, and, reminds her of the day, they almost didn't make it.

33

We're all unfinished puzzles

arguing over the missing pieces

80

I dig. You dig. He dig. She dig. They dig.

It's not a good poem but it's very deep.

4

When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to a corner store with $1,
and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles
of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs.
You can't do that now.
Too many fucking security cameras...

8

Fuck you I don't want no ravioli.

16

"spelling is important"

said the famous fart collector

85

What is that normal that you speak of?

16

we > our mistakes

34

50 Shades is only romantic because he is a billionaire.

If he was living in a trailer it would be a Criminal Minds episode.

19

how do you feel when there is no coffee?

depresso.

32

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

104

I made friends
with Solitude.
She's nice.
We take long
walks together.
She puts her head
on my shoulder,
while I read.
She always listens.
She tells me we're
perfect, and I laugh.

33

"I'm afraid that
sometimes,
you'll play lonely
games too.
Games you can't win,
'cause you'll play
against you."

- Dr. Seuss

29

forget how much it hurts and try again.

6

I fear the people who can bite ice cream.

243

I miss Steve Irwin. He had an incredible enthusiasm for life-the likes of which I haven't seen since.

13

I am right here.
I do not run.
But, this is not a war.
And, I am not the enemy.
No flags.
No weapons.

33

Dear Sneeze,

If you're going to happen, happen.

Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

251

Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.

~Voltaire

25

If you hear the dogs, KEEP GOING. If you see the torches in the woods, KEEP GOING. If there's shouting after you, KEEP GOING. Don't ever stop. KEEP GOING. If you want the taste of freedom, KEEP GOING.

~Harriet Tubman

13

London(e)

10

The greatness of a nation and the morals of its people can be judged by the way it treats its animals.

-GHANDI

13

Italiens don't die.

They just pasta way.

10

Just because you're
trash doesn't mean you
can't do great things.

It's called garbage can,
not garbage cannot!

34

If you're reading this from a pew, you're going to Hell.

11

If you're reading this from under the Seder table, you're going to Hell, too.

12

I pick up my phone,
unlock it, look at the
screen for few seconds
and lock it again.

29

Every person has the right to believe in whatever religion they choose. This is a good thing. Separation of Church and State is also a good thing. Unfortunately there are some who believe otherwise.

14

I hope everyone is happy now :)

13

Look past your thoughts so you may drink the pure nectar of this moment.

~RUMI

11

Muslims want dogs banned in several European countries where there are large muslim populations. They say dogs are dirty and it's a violation of their religious freedom to have dogs in the countries. Oh really? Get the fuck out. Go back to where you came from. Keep your fucking bullshit religious beliefs to yourselves and start practicing taking showers yourselves, you filthy, disgusting poor excuses for human beings.

5

What if you're actually still a little baby, sleeping inside your mother,

dreaming..

4

A little joke my father likes to tell family and friends, while petting my shoulder:

'We accidentally threw away the wrong thing at birth..'

13

What if 'God' was nothing more than just a three letter word for love?

Then suddenly I would turn out to be deeply religious.

7

You shouldn't just read everything you believe.

135

It doesn't matter how tightly I close my eyes,
the tears will always
find a pathway.

33

I'm starting to appreciate what I have. Just met an old friend with MS. She can't move a muscle without help. She's 10 years younger than me and has a great outlook on life:)

13

seeing someone reading a book you love

is seeing a book recommending a person.

182

To the man who stole
my Microsoft Office,
I'm coming for you..
You have my Word!

61

Fri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Pi(forever)zza

44

The
dog
ate my excuse

54

You have two lives.

The second one begins when you realize you only have one.

78

I have an irrational fear of speedbumps but, I'm slowly getting over it.

32

Depression is invisible. Depression is debilitating. Unless you are afflicted with it, you have no idea how hard it is to do even the simplest things. Please don't judge others for not being able to 'snap out of it'. That is not possible. It comes with guilt for not being able to participate in life:(

17

Life without a lie is a lie...:P :V

17

i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

171

Remember the days we didn't walk around with 5000 photos in our pockets?

162

When I look into the eyes of an animal I do not see an animal. I see a living being. I see a friend. I feel a soul.

•Anthony Douglas
Williams

21

We all have different amounts. In the end, it's how we spend it that really counts.

~time

25

Dont be dead serious about life---
its just a play ^_*

21

Humans are to be loved not understood
This is the first understanding...

19

Saving one animal won't change the world, but it will save the world for that one animal.

48

Find something you really enjoy doing. Then find a way to make money doing it:) Easier said than done-but possible:)

17

Mind.

noun

a beautiful servant

a dangerous master.

17

Quit saying you dont have time. You have time for what you make time for in life...

23

Person: you're blocking the view.

Me: I am the view.

9

i saw a spider in my bathtub, so i got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.

50

MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT,
MAYBE IT'S AN INSTAGRAM FILTER.

192

I think you're
fooling yourself if you think you don't need anybody.

52

you know what rhymes with drunk...

sex.

46

I'm that person that will play with the dog at a party.

38

Wife says to her husband, "Your boss called today and said you were fired." Husband says, "FUCK HIM!" Wife says, "I already did. You go back to work on Monday."

44

LOVE WILL
SAVE THE DAY

4

First time at a friends house:

What is the Wi-Fi password??

2

There's always time for good grammar.

3

My head says,
"who cares?"
but then my heart whispers,
"you do, stupid..."

1

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
- Sherlock Holmes

8

Before enlightenment I carried water and chopped wood. After enlightenment I carried water and chopped wood.

1

Whats worse? Saying something and regretting it; or not saying something at all when you had the chance to.

7

i love you

3

don't OFFER if you can't DELIVER

3

Don't buy a gift.
Take a trip.
The memories will be worth the price.

1

when life gives you lemons just add vodka.

15

You dont give up on the people you love

11

Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up.

After I finish laughing.

24

What doesn't kill me... Better start running!!!

2

If your life
had background music... what would it be?

2

USAIN
BOLD

2

when there is no light outside, it's time to say

good night

7

cough
cough

2

awww. *.*

2

Sometimes

I wonder.

2

"Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love"

Craig Claiborne

1

Your life isn't perfect and it never will be; but what a tragedy it is to just dismiss happiness so casually

11

The best way get stuff done. Do it NOW! Else it may end with nothing.

1

I love you!!!

1

travel
explore
find yourself

1

what do you do if you get attacked by a gang of carnies...

you go for the juggler.

10

#8 : step out on faith. you might stumble at first, but you're strong enough to catch yourself if you believe. diákosthinks : 35

1

why am I hiding in a square

3

Watching a movie with your parents

Long and intense sex scene comes on

10

Hugs instead of slugs.

2

silence
i
KILL
you!

1

Do you ever pretend you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed?

34

always be yourself, an original is far more worth than a copy

32

Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

56

NEVER
MOON
A
WAREWOLF

^.^

15

Ran into my EX..
put in
Reverse
& Hit Him Again !!

19

Whenever
your feeling
POWERLESS!

Remember
A single one of your pubic hair's

Can Shut Down an
Entire Restaurant !!

30

Don't judge me cause i'm quiet.

No one plans a murder out loud

19

I have noticed that if you look carefully at peoples eyes the first five seconds they look at you, the truth of their feelings will shine through for just an instant before it flickers away.

32

Don't Yell at your Kids...

Lean in and whisper,
It's much
SCARIER ....

68

"my doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"

39

TEXTOSTERON

79

We all smile in the same language...^_^

58

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