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WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY...

oh, here they are.

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SEX is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

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i'm giving you permission to wake me up if you get horny.

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Lord give me patience or an untraceable handgun!

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91% of parenting time is spent counting to three.

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One person's LOL is another person's WTF!

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Depending on the results, I may or may not get a life.

But, I'll always be a bitch.

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I struggle with the feeling that my life isn't mine

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I may not be pretty or funny or know a lot but if you need someone to always mess stuff up and create crappy situations and generally be a wreck then hey I'm your girl

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Trying not to think takes more energy than thinking.

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Obvious logic:

I worry, because
I care, and it follows - that others don't worry because they don't care?

It's all so simple with logic.
Obviously(?)

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If you don't like to read, you haven't found the right book.

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we are all moths to the flame for

somebody

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Calm down, browser.
I cant make a connection either.

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"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper
into this."

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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

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I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

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I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

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Sometimes I'm disappointed in myself because i know i'm better than the choices i make and the things i choose to deal with.

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ain't it funny that someday i'll be a couple of photos you forgot to delete

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