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I'm so fucking vegan
I don't even call my girlfriend "honey"

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if you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.

that's science.

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Cat's purr between 25 and 140 Hz, the same frequency shown to aid in the healing of broken bones, wound healing, joint and tendon repair, lowering stress, blood pressure and the risks
of a heart attack ~

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Better to be
pissed off than
pissed on.

30

We're all idiots but you win.

26

"All roads lead to Rome" is suspended until further notice.

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In the meantime, all of nature continues its constant flow...

11

we used to cough to cover-up a fart, now we fart to cover-up a cough

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Fear not the virus,
The greedy and ignorant,
Are the real problem.

25

When this is all over, please continue to stay at least 6 feet away from me.

30

Kinda feeling like the Universe just sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done

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having trouble forcing yourself to stay home...

shave an eyebrow off

26

There's no lockdown for humor!

26

If someone asks you for help, it means they find you capable of giving it.

31

we need to look
up sometimes,
not for answers,
but for air and some semblance of peace.

16

It was so fast. So unexpected. I simply fell in love at some point between my thanks and your welcome

29

Summer has been cancelled. By fall we will be in wave no. 2. Might as well put up the Xmas tree now and call it a year.

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2019: Stay away from negative people.

2020: Stay away from positive people.

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Sorrows
like clouds
gather
pour
and pass

20

What if everything we experience in life is just a complex hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen?

25

Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.

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Why is it called 'chili' when it's hot?

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at least i'm not as lazy as the person who named the fireplace

32

If I wanted to show support, I would have been born as a bra.

32

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

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I cannot brain today....

I has the dumb.....

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It is the boy in the wheelchair
Smiling a bright-eyed smile
That shows how wise
A young soul can be.

It is the boy in the wheelchair
Watching other boys play
That shows the price
A young soul can pay.

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If everybody could just see themselves from the outside for one day, this world would be so much better.

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Es ruckelt immer ein bisschen, wenn das Leben in den nächsten Gang schaltet.

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Difference is beautiful. So be a deviant, abberation, trailblazer, and be proud.

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You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we're ready to see it

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HE WAS SOO FAR UP HIS OWN ASS...
I REPORTED HIM MISSING .

29

Für Risiken und Neben-wirkungen macht einfach was ihr wollt.

14

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

52

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.
That's 7 years in a row now.

47

We are what we have lived in the past, making who we are today and what we want to become tomorrow.

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barfuss bis zum hals.

15

May your actions become the words they speak about you once you're gone.

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

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If we all gave a little extra, it would be more than enough.

52

Failure is a bruise, not
a tattoo

46

I know a lot about a little, a little about a lot, and nothing about most.

45

No need to drive me crazy, I can walk from here

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You are more defined by what comes out of your mouth than by what goes in it

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