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There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars.

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Life without madness is mediocrity.

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Just because I'm awake at 6:00am doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

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becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done!

43

my therapist is crying.

maybe it was a little too much for him...

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on the internet you can be anything you want...

it's strange that so many people choose to be stupid

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Brains are the new tits.

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DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT JUST DON'T HURT PEOPLE

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I may be the black sheep of the family

But some of the white ones aren't as white as they try to appear to be

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ein anderes wort für blowjob

MUND ART

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Why hurt someone whose only intention was to love you..?

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Get rich or drunk trying.

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this place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door

9

Meeting you was like
listening to a song
for the first time
and knowing it
would be my
favorite.

6

If you expect me to have a six-pack then I expect you to look like a barbie.

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Si no te gustan estos defectos. Tengo más.

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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.

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I'm not famous but I have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio.

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With so much
hate and rejection to live through, the support and love
of good friends is
SO IMPORTANT.

Always grateful and humbled by that.

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the idea is to die young as late as possible

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( ' } { ' )

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It's sad,
there are so many
stories we'll never finish,
but still, we continue
to write.

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My lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood when I said:
I wanna watch!

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if I told you that I love you would you run away or would you run to me?

21

The paradise is a place where sundays never ends.

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Work until your idols become your rivals.

95

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

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i don't care if it's from your heart, from a friend,
or from the web.

if it inspires me, i'm happy you bolded it,

it's that simple

5

if you are cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you?

68

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

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masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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nur ficken ist geiler als freitag!

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If it is still in your mind, it is worth taking the risk.

9

Findest du ich habe zu wenig Busen?

Nein, zwei sind völlig okay.

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ist es eigentlich unhöflich, dem schlecht gelaunten mitarbeiter vorzuschlagen, mal anständigen sex zu haben?

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I may have a small penis but I'm a huge dick.

1

auf der playstation käme jetzt automatisch die frage, ob man den schwierigkeitsgrad ändern möchte.

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Don't you type at me in that tone of voice!

5

The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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Don't worry when i fight with you.

Worry when i stop, because it means there's nothing left for us to fight for.

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swiss

+

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If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

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Yours
tastes
better •

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I don't make love.
I fuck... hard.

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Ich hasse es wenn der Wecker klingelt und man aus dem Schlaf gerissen wird.

Aber Feierabend ist Feierabend.

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I don't have birthdays. I level up!

11

Love is a personal choice. No matter what you choose. Always can get a divorce

14

Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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die penner haben mir kopfschmerzen in den letzten vodka gemischt!

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Lass uns trinken!

warum, hast du geburtstag?

nein, vodka

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Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

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They need to make bigger Capri Suns. I'm not
7 years old anymore.

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Just thought you should know my ex always got amazing Valentine's gifts

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Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

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studies have shown, that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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I don't insult people. I just describe them

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