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I saw the angel
in the marble
and carved until
I set him free.

- Michelangelo

32

"Wir leben alle unter dem gleichen Himmel, aber nicht alle haben den gleichen
Horizont."- Konrad Adenauer

21

"you support gay rights so you must be gay"

I also support animal rights do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?!

45

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"?

105

Fairy tales are more than true.

Not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

37

sometimes the person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger.

120

Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

106

I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

85

Sometimes I feel useless but then
I remember
I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

115

I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

78

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

159

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

181

Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

82

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

140

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

136

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

213

I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

112

Ego is a race.
And in this race, the winner is the loser.

84

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

67

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

125

I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

97

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

240

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

181

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

628

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

240

optimists claim that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.

pessimists are scared that might be true.

135

Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

620

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

226

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

286

I just awesomed all over the place.

317

Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

295

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

279

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

320

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