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If you hear your
full name, you're
in BIG TROUBLE!!

61

Secret message for you:

370HSSV 0773H

Read it upside down...

11

Superman's powers are awesome.
All he has to do is sweep his hair back and take his glasses off and everyone is fooled.

8

Just saw a butterfly with a girl tattooed on its lower back.

147

Don't be sad laundry,
no one is doing me either

13

I have like 64 different laughs all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us

14

Kiss me like your ex is watching

256

I asked my parents whats it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

17

I came here to
drink milk and
kick ass..

And I've just
finished my milk.

5

i watched the trailer of "50 shades"

maybe it isn't a good idea to watch the movie at the cinema

3

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martinis-19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of vodka-6 dollars

taking home 2 hot
girls who just drank
all of the above:
PRICELESS

13

But, would you like to?

12

When you walk out of a room wishing someone would shout

"Please don't go"

after you

8

I've learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes!

4

Night food is the best!

Only 06:14 pm, you're sayin'?

Whatever, Food is the best!

5

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

240

I have posted way too much, today.

I blame you.

10

You think awkward is sexy?
Good.
Chances are, I WILL trip on absolutely nothing, while flirting with you.

Oh yeah...want me.

20

Ranting!

6

Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people dont know how to play chess.

11

Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didnt make the cut.

3

I may look calm now but in my mind shit's getting real

19

SORRY, CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, BUT I THINK SHORTS SHOULD BE LONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA.

47

Dear bitch, first of all you should know I am typing
this with my middle finger...

56

Mum is sexting...

13

Shortest horror story ever, Monday

34

I fucking hate Christmas; Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross!

3

I need some serious 'after film cuddling'

*sniff*

10

seeing someone reading a book you love

is seeing a book recommending a person.

182

I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

112

So, I think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things.

40

Once upon a time, I was sweet and innocent.

Then shit happend!

So excuse me if I'm a bitch once in a while!

12

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

473

who am i
shaving for?

4

Supporting freedom of speech means having to see messages of hate, we may not agree with. But it also means, the haters, have to see the messages of the long-silenced and long-oppressed; even if it pisses THEM off.

20

You make me forget what I'm in the middle of.

9

When two butterflies fall in love, do they feel us in there stomach

35

The earth is 4.6 billion
years old. Scaling to 46
years we've been here 4
hours and our industrial revolution began just 1 minute ago and in that time we have destroyed more than 50 percent of the world's forests.
This is not sustainable. Recycle and help create a sustainable world.

10

Do you ever just
look at somebody
and wonder how
they moan during sex..?

40

"I am thankful for nights that turned into mornings,

friends that turned into family,

and dreams that turned into reality."

4

"People only bring up your past when they are intimidated by your present."

1

"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value."

1

"I STRAIGHT UP HAVE NO IDEA HOW PORCUPINES FUCK EACH OTHER"

10

Only when you die,
can the tally be taken, and the sum of "failure" or "success" be applied, on your toe tag.
And even then,
only you
will truly know the math.

22

To read-It's the third best thing to do in bed.

1

-Describe your sex life in 3 words..

-What sex life?

7

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SEX CARD HOLDERS:

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Sincerly fellow card holder,

kaylababy

2

The sad moment when she screams out...

- "deeper"

and your
out of dick.

9

go with the flow & flow where it goes...

8

"u ever see a cloud that look like an animal and it gets u so hype that ur neighbors call the cops?"

7

Because the scariest mask is none at all.

37

"Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day."

4

My friend said onions are the only food that can make you cry ...

so I threw a coconut at his face.

1

Oh, you read a book?
Tell me more about how you know everything.

4

Who's gonna throw away my sex toys if I die?

17

Without
exception,
you are
exceptional.

21

DON'T HATE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

238

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.

14

What do you call a prostitute with a
runny nose?

FULL

6

Oh you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

6

Ladies -
If you think your man is cheating...

Take him to that bitch's front door and see if his WiFi connects.

12

I wanted to change what happened...

But what happened changed me.

16

isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that's just like
"i don't know how to hold a pencil"

90

May 14th is the full flower moon.

5

The biggest challenge after reaching success is shutting up about it.

20

Sitting here. Together.
Music.
Smoke.
Toke after toke.

10

i have no idea what i woukd do without my cell phone

1

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

79

SEX, HUGS
AND SOCKS
WITH HOLES

62

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

265

My immaturity keeps me young.

470

I like the internet because you can ignore people and tbey can't do anything about it.

5

Real MEN
don't buy Girls

14

Making that one post and sitting back waiting for the likes and reposts to pour in.

You've all done it.

4

Every day is Mother's Day in my house. Mother's day to clean. Mother's Day to cook. Mother's Day to do the laundry.

11

At times, I'm extremely grateful that our thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads like in comics.

8

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

234

Let's
can't sleep
together •

72

"You can't change what's going on around you until you start changing what's going on within you."

3

sometimes, all ya need is a bit of affection

3

Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

590

There is no right person for me.

Just different flavors of wrong.

12

I love how everyone starts following me when I stop posting for a while. It's like they want me to stop!

4

Push me up against a wall and do what you like.

8

Next time a stranger tries to speak to me alone, I will whisper quietly, 'You can see me?''

21

"Women are made to be loved,not understood."

~ Oscar wilde

149

Don't compare your Chapter 1 to someone else's Chapter 20.

96

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

we did'nt mean to go to sea we didn't mean to drift away we never planned to up and leave But still the sea took us away We saw no lands on the horizon No distant shores along the fray Yet all the more we found ourselves When we got lost at sea that day

6

WHO THE F*#% TOOK MY... Oh...
There it is.

9

Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and end up slipping on it.

3

if you can still laugh in one of your darkest moments, you are a very strong person

49

My friend said only onions made him cry, so I threw a melon at his face.

93

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

169

plot twist: he/she likes you

6

are there cheat codes for getting hot

where can i find them?

12

hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

106

PINKY AND
THE BRAIN
ONE IS A
GENIUS
THE
OTHER
INSANE

17

"condoms
are ok!"

- the pope

52

build a bunny a fire and he'll be warm for a day.

but set the fucker on fire and he'll be toasty for life!

26

i believe in equality.

if we have 5 days of work we should also have 5 days of weekend.

14

person: "why don't you go on a diet?"

me:"i really like to eat"

15

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

823

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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