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The man who invented autocorrect has died.

Restaurant in Peace

78

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

44

Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking

53

BETTER TO BE SLAPPED WITH THE TRUTH ,
THAN KISSED WITH A LIE..

67

"love is the answer.

but while waiting, sex gives you a couple of nice questions."

woody allen

29

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

173

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

185

All I want
for Christmas
is you.

naked..

85

Its the
eyes that
tell.

Not the
smile.

83

Do whatever the heck you want!

13

You may see me struggle
but you will not see me fall.

71

Trust me...
When I woke up today, I had no plans to be this sexy.
But hey, shit happens.

92

Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter.

30

Wo ein Wille ist, braucht es keinen Weg.

23

"DO NOT TOUCH"

MUST BE ONE OF THE MOST SCARIEST THINGS TO READ IN BRAILLE..

87

After reading this post you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.

98

Die Welt gehört denen, die nicht lange fackeln, sondern für etwas brennen.

29

Du hast 3 Möglichkeiten im Leben: aufgeben, nachgeben oder alles geben.

30

wortwitze über veganer kann man sich echt schinken.

14

Some days I just want somebody to hug me and say, "I know it's hard. You're going to be okay. Here's coffee and 6 million dollars."

139

Als Single hungert man sich dünn, um einem anderen schlanken Menschen zu gefallen, mit dem man dann gemeinsam fett werden kann.

24

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'Beautiful'

Bitches love being called beautiful.

102

if you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. that way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

116

Wenn du deinen
eigenen Weg gehst,
kann dich keiner überholen.

19

Ja, ich gebe zu ich führe Selbstgespräche.

Hin und wieder brauche ich mal einen Expertenrat

27

I have never done this before

so I'm confident
I can do it

76

The truth hurts only once

A lie hurts everytime you remember it.

150

If you're easy to get . . .

You'll be easy to forget . . .

80

Fellas....
the girl on the flyer is never at the club.

27

Auch wenn du noch Jungfrau bist, Arielle ist immer Meerjungfrau.

42

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

218

Dein Weg beginnt dort, wo du aufhörst anderen zu folgen.

20

Ich habe weder die Zeit noch die Buntstifte, Dir das jetzt zu erklären.

44

Der Schlüssel zum Scheitern ist der Versuch, es allen recht zu machen.

30

What's the difference between whore-able & horrible?

18

listen carefully to what people don't say

162

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